If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
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07-06-2015, 01:36 PM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
(07-06-2015 03:13 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(07-06-2015 02:55 AM)morondog Wrote:  ...
I don't care what the fuck it is, all I want is something I shove ... and it washes my clothes. If I have to devote any time at all to thinking about it, it's too much.

Agreed. As per post #7

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07-06-2015, 01:50 PM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
(04-06-2015 06:23 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(04-06-2015 12:36 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Truffles. 'cause I could make a shitload of money sniffing them out.
Looks like you got a few in that picture Girly.

(04-06-2015 06:06 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I can see it now: Girlyman, world renowned connoisseur of edible fungi.

Pay up now bitches or I'm gonna snort them down in front of you and make you watch. Taken 4 - Save the Truffles.

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07-06-2015, 01:55 PM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
(04-06-2015 02:21 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Women.

So many books written by experts and I can't even work out how to open the packaging.

Weeping

Typical Jewish masochist.

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07-06-2015, 04:08 PM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
Orgasms.
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07-06-2015, 04:14 PM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
(07-06-2015 04:08 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  Orgasms.

That would be horrible. Would be thinking and comparing too much to enjoy them. "That was pleasant but it was no 17 May 1997 2:47 pm."

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07-06-2015, 05:07 PM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
New car smells.

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07-06-2015, 05:12 PM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
(07-06-2015 05:07 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  New car smells.

It's available in aerosol ---

http://www.amazon.com/Chemical-Guys-AIR1...B002J7VX4Y

You can really confuse the hell out of gay car aficionados if you spray some on your butt........

Probably even more so, with hetro guys.....

They might just "drive you home"....

Shocking

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08-06-2015, 10:12 PM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
Keyboard button click noises.

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08-06-2015, 10:46 PM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
(08-06-2015 10:12 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Keyboard button click noises.

Mechanical or membrane?

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09-06-2015, 01:12 AM
RE: If you could be a connoisseur of anything, what would it be?
(07-06-2015 05:07 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  New car smells.

New puppy smells

like fresh puppies

because once puppies aren't puppies anymore, they smell like shit and it never goes away even if you bathe them
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