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22-02-2013, 01:10 AM
RE: If you could choose one deity...
Baldur. If he turned out to be a bad choice, all I'd need would be a sprig of mistletoe.

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22-02-2013, 01:23 AM
RE: If you could choose one deity...
How about we just worship Morgan Freeman? Or his voice at the very least... Tongue

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^And I KNOW you just read that pic in HIS voice...

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22-02-2013, 01:24 AM
RE: If you could choose one deity...
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22-02-2013, 01:25 AM
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Im pleased to say that after giving it some thought, I dont actually know many names of gods apart from the mainstream ones.

So im going to nominate this sloth.

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Caus sloths are awesome Thumbsup

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22-02-2013, 02:22 AM
RE: If you could choose one deity...
I would have to pick me. Not sure I would trust that much power in any one elses hands.

First thing I would do is alter the metabolism of all creatures that have to kill in order to survive and change it to a photosynthesis way of obtaining energy to live.
Second, all trash, pollutants, hazardous waste, etc would be removed from the world. All nukes would be gone.
All houses altered to be perfectly energy efficient with greenhouses and no need for the burning of fossil fuels.

The desire to rape or murder would be gone.
Oh the changes I would make. They would be many.

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22-02-2013, 02:52 AM
RE: If you could choose one deity...
The Norse Pantheon is pretty badass....
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22-02-2013, 03:40 AM
RE: If you could choose one deity...
Sir Patrick Stewart.

No one else could get the voice right.

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22-02-2013, 03:41 AM
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Bacchus/dionysus!

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22-02-2013, 10:51 AM
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Pfft...all these possible gods mentioned and no one has yet picked me. I really gotta start spending more time here. Dodgy

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22-02-2013, 11:03 AM
RE: If you could choose one deity...
The Egyptian god Eris. That way I can be a part of the discoridian religion. Since their main mantra is no order, only chaos. It would be orderly for me to believe in Eris. So to worship Eris I would not believe in her.

Works for me.

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