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21-08-2013, 11:40 AM
RE: If you had three wishes .......
(21-08-2013 11:37 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I'm surprised Tim's first wish wasn't to, you know, not be fat... Drinking Beverage

Firstly, my second wish prevents me from ever being fat.

Secondly, I hope you get buttfucked by a rabid goat that's over-dosed on viagra and has syphilis, crabs, and genital warts.

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Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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21-08-2013, 11:41 AM
RE: If you had three wishes .......
Who needs a genie when you know everything about the universe and can control everything to subatomic level?

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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21-08-2013, 11:44 AM
RE: If you had three wishes .......
(21-08-2013 11:40 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(21-08-2013 11:37 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I'm surprised Tim's first wish wasn't to, you know, not be fat... Drinking Beverage

Firstly, my second wish prevents me from ever being fat.

Secondly, I hope you get buttfucked by a rabid goat that's over-dosed on viagra and has syphilis, crabs, and genital warts.

Drinking Beverage

The proper reply to that is :
Well, I may be a little over weight, but you're ugly.
I can lose weight, but no matter what you do, you'll still be ugly.
Tongue

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Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music - Friedrich Nietzsche
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21-08-2013, 11:49 AM
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Ferdinand just told me she'd wish to marry Mila Kunis with a beard. Big Grin

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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21-08-2013, 11:54 AM
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(21-08-2013 11:49 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  Ferdinand just told me she'd wish to marry Mila Kunis with a beard. Big Grin

I did not say that. Angry

I just want a bug muscular luberjack man with a long lushes beard who wears suspenders who can plop me up on one shoulder and chop down trees with his other arm. Blush
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21-08-2013, 12:00 PM
RE: If you had three wishes .......
Ferdy,In other words:me Tongue

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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21-08-2013, 12:00 PM
RE: If you had three wishes .......
(21-08-2013 11:54 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I did not say that. Angry

I just want a bug muscular luberjack man with a long lushes beard who wears suspenders who can plop me up on one shoulder and chop down trees with his other arm. Blush

Like anyone believes you don't want a girl. Big Grin

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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21-08-2013, 12:01 PM
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I'd wish... for better social skills Weeping

And some cash...

And some sanity in Southern African politics.

OK those are all achievable sans genie... apart from number 3...
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21-08-2013, 12:02 PM
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(21-08-2013 12:01 PM)morondog Wrote:  I'd wish... for better social skills Weeping

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21-08-2013, 01:04 PM
RE: If you had three wishes .......
1. To "re-set" my body. I want to start with an unflawed, 21 year old body. I am cool with it deteriorating, and totally comfortable with it reacting normally to the things I do to it. If I eat poorly, I expect to get fat. If I poke a screwdriver in my ear, I expect to lose my hearing. But none of the genetic disposition shit. No brain tumors and diabetes. None of this inherited shit.

Let me wear the motherfucker out in a legit fashion!

2. Money. But I ain't greedy. I just want the cash to do what I wanna do. Too much forces me to be some sort of philanthropist. With billions I gotta worry about saving the planet. With ten mil, I gotta worry about what size boat I'm gonna buy. Know what I'm sayin?

3. For 3/4 of the planets population of humans to blink out of existence as though they never existed. If they never existed, we won't miss them since there will be no memory of them. Ya, I see all the flaws, but I'm willing to live with them. I get that I am even taking a gamble at being one of the ones who blinks out of existence. I'm cool with it. A one in four chance of living in a world where overpopulation is no longer a problem, but no change in technology or knowledge, and no one suffering a loss, since the people who disappear will never have existed. I'll take that gamble any day of the week.

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