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12-02-2013, 02:03 PM
If you met Jesus,
say, at a fundraiser for cystic fibrosis or something, had a chance for a brief conversation, what would you tell him?
What would you ask him?

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12-02-2013, 02:06 PM (This post was last modified: 12-02-2013 02:21 PM by kim.)
RE: If you met Jesus,
Hey, how's it hangin'? Drinking Beverage

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12-02-2013, 02:12 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
Attended a C.B.M. Breakfast yesterday and his name came up a few times.

Maybe I would say "I'm confused by all the seeming disparity"


Or "Why did you leave it all to those humans of 'such little faith'"
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12-02-2013, 02:29 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
I would ask him:

"Have you heard all the rumors that are being spread about you? I am from your future, 2000 years from now, and you wouldn't believe all that shit some people tell each other regarding your life and death. Better place some documents in a safe place to set them straight or they will forever worship you, without your consent!"
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12-02-2013, 02:32 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
I would say:

Good one! Best prank EVER!

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12-02-2013, 02:33 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
(12-02-2013 02:29 PM)Zat Wrote:  I would ask him:

"Have you heard all the rumors that are being spread about you? I am from your future, 2000 years from now, and you wouldn't believe all that shit some people tell each other regarding your life and death. Better place some documents in a safe place to set them straight or they will forever worship you, without your consent!"
Do us old codgers have time to find that time capsule?
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12-02-2013, 02:39 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
(12-02-2013 02:03 PM)Peterkin Wrote:  say, at a fundraiser for cystic fibrosis or something, had a chance for a brief conversation, what would you tell him?
What would you ask him?
I'd tell him,
What the fuck are you doing here?! Jump on the first plane to Rome, I heard your chair is free now!!!
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12-02-2013, 02:45 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
I would ask to see his green card.

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12-02-2013, 03:21 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
(12-02-2013 02:03 PM)Peterkin Wrote:  say, at a fundraiser for cystic fibrosis or something, had a chance for a brief conversation, what would you tell him?
What would you ask him?
I would leave and go see a psychiatrist to get some meds for the hallucinations.

@DonaldTrump, Patriotism is not honoring your flag no matter what your country/leader does. It's doing whatever it takes to make your country the best it can be as long as its not violent.
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12-02-2013, 03:46 PM (This post was last modified: 12-02-2013 04:06 PM by bemore.)
RE: If you met Jesus,
Id ask him if he had ever heard of DNA paternity tests... then id ask him to plane a few inches off the bottom of a sticking door.

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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