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13-02-2013, 01:42 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
I would ask him how he was since coming out of the psych ward and being reintroduced into society. He's not really the kind of person I would want to be near considering he killed children when he himself was an infant. This shit gets you locked up wearing a straight jacket for years, if not your whole lifetime. 2000 or so odd years worth of therapy still doesn't seem to have helped.

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13-02-2013, 01:56 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
(13-02-2013 01:42 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  I would ask him how he was since coming out of the psych ward and being reintroduced into society. He's not really the kind of person I would want to be near considering he killed children when he himself was an infant. This shit gets you locked up wearing a straight jacket for years, if not your whole lifetime. 2000 or so odd years worth of therapy still doesn't seem to have helped.
I would then ask for his secret to longevity. Yoga? Meditation? Jumping Jacks?

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13-02-2013, 02:37 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
I'd ask him if he wants to start a wine making business with me.

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13-02-2013, 02:41 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
(13-02-2013 02:37 PM)frankiej Wrote:  I'd ask him if he wants to start a wine making business with me.
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13-02-2013, 09:35 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
I would ask "So, have other fictional characters from other story books been brought to life" ?
"I've always wanted to meet Superman. Now there is guy with moral character you can count on to stop the bad guys"

"By the way, you're under arrest. The charges will number in the billions. I would imagine you'll spend life in prison, but since you're immortal, that could be a very long time. Do you think the fellows who crucified you the first time have also come back ? Wow, how ironic would that be ?"

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13-02-2013, 11:05 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
(13-02-2013 02:41 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(13-02-2013 02:37 PM)frankiej Wrote:  I'd ask him if he wants to start a wine making business with me.
Don't be a plonker all your life, frankie. Plonk isn't everything Dodgy


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14-02-2013, 02:55 AM
RE: If you met Jesus,
(13-02-2013 11:05 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  I want to go plonking?
Definitely not what you think it means Dodgy

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14-02-2013, 03:00 AM
RE: If you met Jesus,
I'd ask him why he stole my look.

That's right. Jesus looks like me.

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14-02-2013, 03:14 AM
RE: If you met Jesus,
(14-02-2013 03:00 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  I'd ask him why he stole my look.

That's right. Jesus looks like me.

Okay, which Jesus? The anglicanized romance novel cover model? Or the poor 1st century middle eastern laborer? Consider

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14-02-2013, 03:17 PM
RE: If you met Jesus,
If I met the real Jesus, I'd get the nails and cross ready.

We killed him once we can do it again.

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