If you were a superhero with superpowers......
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29-08-2015, 08:25 AM
RE: If you were a superhero with superpowers......
I'd be Bruce Wayne, firstly because he's the hero Gotham needs. Secondly, he seems to have the built-in expectation of being a playboy philanthropist with a flair for the theatrics. Plus, the gadgetry is where it's at.

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29-08-2015, 02:26 PM
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If I could have a superpower it would be to be able to play the violin like Hilary Hahn, but without having to practice. Real musicians at that level probably have to practice ten hours a day.

Being a shape-changer would be cool, also, even though that's generally placed in the fantasy genre rather than the super-hero genre.

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29-08-2015, 03:27 PM
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29-08-2015, 03:33 PM
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High intellect above the most advanced human intellect by about the same degree Einstein's intellect surpassed a sea slug's. At that level the elegant solutions to problems would be more apparent (which would mean that problems could be solved permanently, and in infinitely more interesting ways than the typical super hero method of bashing a problem with a rocket powered baseball bat). And personal attributes like charisma and social cognition would also be exceptionally high; it'd be like Hitchens once said of being a writer: you'll need never dine nor sleep alone.
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29-08-2015, 03:41 PM
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I'd be able to expel a range of farts as the situation required, whether to wage bio-chemical warfare or to emit pheromones and neurochemicals to act as tranquilisers, aphrodisiacs, truth drugs, mood enhancers or to reveal the presence of alarm tripping lasers.
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29-08-2015, 06:25 PM
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I've changed my mind. I don't want to be a superhero. I want to be a supervillan. I'd be Disappearoman, able to make things disappear and then reappear elsewhere. I'd make money disappear from bank vaults and reappear in my private vault. I'd make all the chocolate brownies in the world disappear and reappear in my colossal brownie warehouse, and when I got fat from eating more brownies than is humanely possible (for non-supervillans) I'd make the fat disappear from my body and reappear on my enemies. No superheroes could touch me because I'd make them disappear when they got close to me and reappear farther away, out of reach of me. Sometimes at parties I'd make certain items disappear and reappear three feet to the left.

Supervillans are always so much more interesting than superheroes. Of course supervillans always lose in the end, but it would be worth it for all the fun I'd have in the meantime.

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29-08-2015, 11:17 PM
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The ability to manipulate, and consistently control, probabilities.

What are the odds I'm gonna have 100 billion dollars in my bank account tomorrow? 100%.
What are the odds I can turn invisible and back again at will? 100%
What are the odds I can take a .45 round to the face without any injury? 100%

I have every power ever with the only limitation being my imagination. I could even get jenny and Nurse to do that thing.

And I'd be a villain in less then an hour. What's that CotW? You don't want your penis to burrow up through your stomach and trigger a large explosion inside your own head? I dunno man......seems pretty probable.

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30-08-2015, 08:55 AM
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Sun Wukong the Monkey King is technically a Chinese superhero. He's immortal, invincible, knows martial arts and magic, and commands gods and spirits to do his bidding.

But if we're talking American superheroes, I'd like to be the flash. I could travel anywhere in the world that I wanted.
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30-08-2015, 08:57 AM
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31-08-2015, 04:14 AM
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