If you were on the first manned mission to Mars...
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15-06-2016, 09:52 AM
RE: If you were on the first manned mission to Mars...
I'd cover myself in Vegemite -- which as long as you don't have an Aussie on board, would render you inedible....

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15-06-2016, 09:59 AM
RE: If you were on the first manned mission to Mars...
I wouldn't go on the first manned mission to Mars. I'd go on the 300th manned mission... when they finally got all the bugs worked out of the journey and there was a settlement there and people to talk to.

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15-06-2016, 11:21 AM
RE: If you were on the first manned mission to Mars...
(15-06-2016 09:59 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I wouldn't go on the first manned mission to Mars. I'd go on the 300th manned mission... when they finally got all the bugs worked out of the journey and there was a settlement there and people to talk to.

"...people to talk to."

Kinda the reason I would be leaving in the first place; the solitude
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15-06-2016, 04:25 PM
RE: If you were on the first manned mission to Mars...
I'm going to amend my initial response. If my plan backfired, I would lock myself in the kitchen and wait until everyone else was dead. I don't think it would take long at all Thumbsup

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15-06-2016, 04:28 PM
RE: If you were on the first manned mission to Mars...
(14-06-2016 06:08 PM)cactus Wrote:  and en route, let's say about halfway there, all of your crew members (except for you) went crazy and started trying to cannibalize each other, what would be your weapon of choice?


Personally, I would pull out my MP3 player, set it to NSync's Greatest Hits, set the volume to full blast, then hide it in a hard to reach corner of the airlock and watch from the safety of the control room as my crew mates fall into my trap as they try to shut it off. Evil_monster

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16-06-2016, 02:15 PM
RE: If you were on the first manned mission to Mars...
I'd get in on the act.

Why not? Anything's gotta be better than that shitty space food.

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16-06-2016, 02:36 PM
RE: If you were on the first manned mission to Mars...
My secret weapon...

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