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04-11-2016, 11:18 PM
RE: If your life was a movie...
(04-11-2016 09:58 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Some sort of action comedy directed by Mel Brooks.

Young Frankenstein perhaps?

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Nah. You're probably more the Blazing Saddle's kinda guy.




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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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04-11-2016, 11:25 PM
RE: If your life was a movie...
Howard the Duck

As excerpts from one review put it...

Described as a "hopeless mess…a gargantuan production which produces a gargantuan headache."

The appearance of Howard was criticized as being unconvincing due to his poorly functioning mouth, drunkenness, pervertedness, and expressionless face. Reviewers also criticized the acting and humor and found the film boring.

"While it has its moments, Howard the Duck suffers from an uneven tone and mediocre performances"

The negative reaction to the film had a difficult effect on the cast, who found themselves unable to work on other projects as a result.

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04-11-2016, 11:28 PM
RE: If your life was a movie...
It would be a drama, because I'm extremely dramatic.

And it would involve a great amount of cuteness. ^^
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04-11-2016, 11:38 PM
RE: If your life was a movie...
(04-11-2016 10:47 PM)DLJ Wrote:  I guess it'll have to be a porn movie.

A very badly written one, dubbed into Malay with Vietnamese subtitles where the main character drifts through life from one superficial relationship to another.

But at least it has a happy ending.

Or several.

Angel

To that end, my movie will have plenty of gratuitous violence, but at least there will be no boobies. So American kids will be allowed to see it.

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05-11-2016, 12:01 AM
RE: If your life was a movie...
(04-11-2016 10:55 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Give me a Disney movie. I want to learn important life lessons and have a happy ending!

Don't need to be in a movie for that, just go to a Vietnamese massage parlour.

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05-11-2016, 12:05 AM
RE: If your life was a movie...
(05-11-2016 12:01 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(04-11-2016 10:55 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Give me a Disney movie. I want to learn important life lessons and have a happy ending!

Don't need to be in a movie for that, just go to a Vietnamese massage parlour.

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05-11-2016, 12:06 AM
RE: If your life was a movie...
(05-11-2016 12:05 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(05-11-2016 12:01 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Don't need to be in a movie for that, just go to a Vietnamese massage parlour.

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Funny enough that's what the massage therapist said.

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05-11-2016, 12:12 AM
RE: If your life was a movie...
(05-11-2016 12:06 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(05-11-2016 12:05 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  [Image: 59283416.jpg]

Funny enough that's what the massage therapist said.

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05-11-2016, 12:47 AM
RE: If your life was a movie...
(04-11-2016 11:18 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(04-11-2016 09:58 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Some sort of action comedy directed by Mel Brooks.

Young Frankenstein perhaps?

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Nah. You're probably more the Blazing Saddle's kinda guy.




But what about Spaceballs.






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