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Illuminati Did 9/11
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18-11-2014, 05:14 AM
RE: Illuminati Did 9/11
(17-11-2014 12:49 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(17-11-2014 12:07 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  I want to be a member of that Illuminati if they do still exist.

First rule of the Illuminati, you never talk about the Illuminati.


Shit, just blew my cover!

Seeing as they are so easy to to know about based on what conspiracy nuts say, I think the first rule is always talk about illuminati.

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18-11-2014, 07:24 AM
RE: Illuminati Did 9/11
(18-11-2014 05:14 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(17-11-2014 12:49 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  First rule of the Illuminati, you never talk about the Illuminati.


Shit, just blew my cover!

Seeing as they are so easy to to know about based on what conspiracy nuts say, I think the first rule is always talk about illuminati.

Yeah, you'd think the conspiracy nuts would of pinpointed a club house by now.

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18-11-2014, 08:13 AM
RE: Illuminati Did 9/11
Now I'm hungry for a desert I just made up in my head...

It's some kind of desert covered in nuts with a candle(or you light it on fire if you're actually talented at cooking) Those are the "deets" that need to be worked out. I just have the name figured out.

We call it... the Illuminutty!

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18-11-2014, 02:49 PM
RE: Illuminati Did 9/11
(18-11-2014 07:24 AM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  
(18-11-2014 05:14 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Seeing as they are so easy to to know about based on what conspiracy nuts say, I think the first rule is always talk about illuminati.

Yeah, you'd think the conspiracy nuts would of pinpointed a club house by now.

They call it america

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18-11-2014, 02:53 PM
RE: Illuminati Did 9/11
(18-11-2014 02:49 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(18-11-2014 07:24 AM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  Yeah, you'd think the conspiracy nuts would of pinpointed a club house by now.

They call it america

Never a specific address though. Maybe a place in Looneyville, Texas

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18-11-2014, 03:45 PM
RE: Illuminati Did 9/11
(18-11-2014 02:53 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  
(18-11-2014 02:49 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  They call it america

Never a specific address though. Maybe a place in Looneyville, Texas

They never come up with a specific address because the Pentagon doesn't have an official street address.

Awful convenient, is it not!?

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18-11-2014, 06:38 PM
RE: Illuminati Did 9/11
5th page, 47th post, my username has the number 100 on it, 100+4+7 = 111, 111 x 5 + 111 = 666.

Illuminati confirmed.
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23-11-2014, 05:56 PM
RE: Illuminati Did 9/11
(10-11-2014 09:39 PM)Nintentacle Wrote:  http://mediaexposed.tumblr.com/post/3136...etc-before

I think their first proof for it wasn't good, since the verses are too subtle to know for sure, but otherwise the OP did a great job.

iLlUmInAtI cOnFiRmEd!

Wrong, wrong, wrong. All wrong.

It was Marvin the Martian who done it. With his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.*




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*If you take the first three letters of Illudium "Illu" and the first and last two letters of Marvin "min" and rearrange three of the letters of Martian "ati". Voila! You get Illuminati. The Illuminati has been working secretly for Marvin the Martian for centuries. He's behind the whole 9/11 thing. You're all a bunch of idiots!

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24-11-2014, 06:09 AM
RE: Illuminati Did 9/11
I have mind control powers. I controlled the minds of the people that did 9/11 and let them think they did it.

My next big projects include starting a nuclear war and creating a robot army to police and kill off the poorer 99% of the planet.

I want cheap mass produced quadrotor drones everywhere with automatic face recognition and sniper rifles.

How are you gonna stop me? Evil_monster

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