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01-04-2013, 10:28 AM
Im moving house finally!!!
Tomorrow I am moving house, no more shall I be plaqued by evil lesbian vegetarian housemates banning meat products from the house, no more shall I have to put a fake smile on my face and feign interest in their bullshit topics.

When I get to my new yard I plan on covering myself in bacon and dancing a jig of joy whilst plotting what suitable ways I can get back at them for making my life a living hell these past few months Thumbsup

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01-04-2013, 10:34 AM
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(01-04-2013 10:28 AM)bemore Wrote:  I plan on covering myself in bacon and dancing a jig of joy
Pics or it will not have happened. Laughat

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01-04-2013, 11:08 AM
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In case you plan to celebrate with a friend. Big Grin

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01-04-2013, 11:12 AM
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I'm very happy for you, bemore Smile

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01-04-2013, 11:14 AM
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(01-04-2013 11:08 AM)FSM_scot Wrote:  In case you plan to celebrate with a friend. Big Grin

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01-04-2013, 11:15 AM
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Now now, bacon boy... not all vegetarians are that way. You just found the ones who are complete hardcore dicks. Er dykes. Ok, both. Consider Astronomical odds there.

You're starting your new life in your new digs... why waste time mulling over past transgressions? You've got shit to do, man!! It's Spring - you've got to plan that garden spot and till that soil! Work out your aggressions on Mother Earth; she'll love you for it... give her a good plow. Wink ... wut I'm talkin' bout. What's behind you is done; best to keep it that way and curtail outside (and inner) drama. Sleepy

I'll be expecting pics of tentative garden plans very soon. Dodgy



Aforementioned bacon pics, as well.

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01-04-2013, 11:18 AM
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Congratulations bemore! You should have a meat only BBQ party for housewarming.
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01-04-2013, 11:19 AM
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(01-04-2013 10:28 AM)bemore Wrote:  Tomorrow I am moving house, no more shall I be plaqued by evil lesbian vegetarian housemates banning meat products from the house, no more shall I have to put a fake smile on my face and feign interest in their bullshit topics.

When I get to my new yard I plan on covering myself in bacon and dancing a jig of joy whilst plotting what suitable ways I can get back at them for making my life a living hell these past few months Thumbsup

I lived with two Lesbitarians years ago, one was very conservative but the other outdrank, out-smoked and out-ate me and the best part was that she out-laughed everyone too! I guess my experience was better than yours.

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01-04-2013, 11:58 AM
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(01-04-2013 11:15 AM)kim Wrote:  Work out your aggressions on Mother Earth; she'll love you for it... give her a good plow. Wink

That was awesome Thumbsup

I'm going to play around with Mother Earth soon, too; It's good times Cool

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01-04-2013, 12:22 PM
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Hurrah, finally!

I agree with the meat only barbeque party, and be sure to invite your ex room mates...

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