Image of god vs being and ape
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18-03-2014, 02:09 PM (This post was last modified: 18-03-2014 02:12 PM by Metazoa Zeke.)
Image of god vs being and ape
There is an objection to evolution which states that evolution is wrong because it makes people just animals, more specifically apes. However I have an objection to that and say that it is better to be an ape then to be in the image of god, especially if it is the one of Abraham. Lets compare the bonobo and Yahweh to see which one has morality and which one would it be better to be if you were moral.


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Moral things

Not much war between these animals

Most get along well

They live peaceful lives

There isn't much murder in the group

There are no mass genocides

They love to fuck[edit thanks to full circleBig Grin]



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Immoral

Kills thousands of people

Does nothing and just calls it part of his plan, but then helps a football player score a winning touchdown

Made it so that every animal can die easily

Sends people to burn for eternity

Racist

Prejudice

Lies



As far as I can tell, when it comes to morality I would rather be the ape.

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18-03-2014, 02:11 PM
RE: Image of god vs being and ape
Don't forget Bononbos love to fuck, and there is no stigma or guilt attached...this alone trumps all Abrahamic religions.

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18-03-2014, 03:08 PM
RE: Image of god vs being and ape
Yeah, they're horny little buggers... any excuse for a good shag.

What you can't see in the photo, is the lady chimp giving him a blow job.

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18-03-2014, 05:29 PM
RE: Image of god vs being and ape
More moral things Bonobos do:

Share food with others, even when in short supply.

Protect members of their group, even putting themselves at risk.

Adopt orphaned babies.

Punish violent members by ejecting them from the group.

Show sadness when a member of the group dies.

Almost looks like they have behaviors that could be said to be morality...

But that couldn't be. Why would 'God' give morality to lowly animals? He reserves that for us non-apes.
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18-03-2014, 05:36 PM
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No, but you see, everything god does is instantly good, and we know this because he says so, and he never lies, except when he does, but when he does it's okay because he's god and everything god does is instantly good, so killing thousands is now good.

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18-03-2014, 05:40 PM
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(18-03-2014 02:11 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Don't forget Bononbos love to fuck, and there is no stigma or guilt attached...this alone trumps all Abrahamic religions.




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19-03-2014, 01:25 PM (This post was last modified: 19-03-2014 01:29 PM by Blackhand293.)
RE: Image of god vs being and ape
If the choice was be a creature, created in the image of YHWH or be an Ape, i would be an ape for who want's to a reflection of cruelty, hate and blood lust?

Rather give me the ape for then I am caring of those around me, I rejoice in the affirmation of life that is sex and the expression of companionship that is bonding through mutual care.

I rejoice for I am an Ape, a hairless pale ape, but an ape non the less.

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19-03-2014, 03:03 PM
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(18-03-2014 02:11 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Don't forget Bononbos love to fuck, and there is no stigma or guilt attached...this alone trumps all Abrahamic religions.

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19-03-2014, 03:04 PM
RE: Image of god vs being and ape
Well we wouldn't be apes anyway. Modern evolutionary theory says that we had a common ancestor with apes, not that we evolved from them.

But what's so bad about being an animal anyway, ape or otherwise? It's just a term. It doesn't make us any less human. Some people get all hung up on the most stupid things.

Regarding the OP, I agree, bonobos have more morals than Yahweh.

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19-03-2014, 03:09 PM
RE: Image of god vs being and ape
(19-03-2014 03:04 PM)Impulse Wrote:  Well we wouldn't be apes anyway. Modern evolutionary theory says that we had a common ancestor with apes, not that we evolved from them.

But what's so bad about being an animal anyway, ape or otherwise? It's just a term. It doesn't make us any less human. Some people get all hung up on the most stupid things.

Regarding the OP, I agree, bonobos have more morals than Yahweh.

Well humans are still apes, no different then we are still mammals and deuterostomes, you never grow out of you evolutionary ancestory. But I know what you mean by apes, you mean extant ones.

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