Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
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30-09-2014, 08:15 AM
Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
Instead of christianity and islam. Joseph Smith Smartass
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30-09-2014, 08:35 AM
RE: Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
Would be better than Islam, no dog banning.

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30-09-2014, 08:35 AM
RE: Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
(30-09-2014 08:15 AM)ZeroX3 Wrote:  Instead of christianity and islam. Joseph Smith Smartass

.... Mormonism IS a type of Christianity.

On the plus side, no beheadings. On the minus side, still uberconservative and batshit crazy.

Also, I think the religion would go through a bit of an identity crisis. What would all those bicycle-riding missionaries do?

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30-09-2014, 09:30 AM
RE: Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
We would have more effort in space travel by now, so i wish it was over Protestantism in USA

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30-09-2014, 09:35 AM
RE: Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
Christianity and Islam aren't world governing religions.

There is no global theocracy.
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30-09-2014, 10:12 AM
RE: Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
(30-09-2014 08:35 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(30-09-2014 08:15 AM)ZeroX3 Wrote:  Instead of christianity and islam. Joseph Smith Smartass

.... Mormonism IS a type of Christianity.

On the plus side, no beheadings. On the minus side, still uberconservative and batshit crazy.

Also, I think the religion would go through a bit of an identity crisis. What would all those bicycle-riding missionaries do?

(No, I'm not taking this question seriously. Why would I?)

That's really rather debatable....


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30-09-2014, 10:27 AM
RE: Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
(30-09-2014 08:35 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(30-09-2014 08:15 AM)ZeroX3 Wrote:  Instead of christianity and islam. Joseph Smith Smartass

.... Mormonism IS a type of Christianity.

On the plus side, no beheadings. On the minus side, still uberconservative and batshit crazy.

Also, I think the religion would go through a bit of an identity crisis. What would all those bicycle-riding missionaries do?

(No, I'm not taking this question seriously. Why would I?)

Actually that's debatable. A case could easily be made that it's not a form of Christianity.

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30-09-2014, 10:40 AM
RE: Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
(30-09-2014 08:35 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  Also, I think the religion would go through a bit of an identity crisis. What would all those bicycle-riding missionaries do?

Bicycle demolition derbies?

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30-09-2014, 10:45 AM
RE: Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
Joseph Smith was certainly capable and willing to use lethal force if you crossed him.

We would almost certainly have something like secret police willing to jail or kill you on the spot for going against Mormonism's principles, it would be an utter nightmare, a lethal theocracy enforced at the end of a gun barrel and with blunt instruments.

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30-09-2014, 10:59 AM
RE: Imagine if mormonism was the world governing religion
Yeah - and Brigham Young was even worse than Smith...


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