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?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
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26-04-2012, 07:46 PM
RE: ?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
(26-04-2012 07:43 PM)aurora Wrote:  That's just one person doing the 'tango' but it takes two Yes
Everyone does the tango with their hand...
Doing a corpse is like masturbating, or using one of those sex dolls.

It is a completely victimless action.
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26-04-2012, 08:07 PM
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26-04-2012, 08:07 PM
RE: ?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
Only in a Muslim country would this be a thing...
God damn that is disgustingly sick.

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26-04-2012, 08:15 PM
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It depends on the wife. I'm sure some husbands can't tell the difference. Angel

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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26-04-2012, 08:17 PM
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(26-04-2012 08:15 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  It depends on the wife. I'm sure some husbands can't tell the difference. Angel
If that's the case, they need to upgrade her anyways. So its really for the best!
Personally, I like the multi-directional model with 3 workable ports.
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26-04-2012, 08:19 PM
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(26-04-2012 08:17 PM)Antirepublican Wrote:  
(26-04-2012 08:15 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  It depends on the wife. I'm sure some husbands can't tell the difference. Angel
If that's the case, they need to upgrade her anyways. So its really for the best!
It helps when the wife wears a full Burqa. Then it's easier to give the excuse that you didn't know if she was living or dead.

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27-04-2012, 12:50 AM
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(26-04-2012 08:19 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(26-04-2012 08:17 PM)Antirepublican Wrote:  If that's the case, they need to upgrade her anyways. So its really for the best!
It helps when the wife wears a full Burqa. Then it's easier to give the excuse that you didn't know if she was living or dead.
An ex once told me he husband told her she was like fucking a corpse and he wan;t Egyptian!

Seriously, I cant think of anything much more sickening than necrophilia Evil_monster
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27-04-2012, 01:26 AM
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Look at the bright side... it's birth control (and population control) at its finest.

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27-04-2012, 03:10 AM
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what if you do someone elses dead wife?
is it still classed as cheating?

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27-04-2012, 03:22 AM
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(27-04-2012 12:50 AM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Seriously, I cant think of anything much more sickening than necrophilia Evil_monster
Really?

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