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?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
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27-04-2012, 05:06 AM
RE: ?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
frankiej you sick fuck! Big Grin

BTW, why do you care what would someone do with his dead wife? That's so messed up that it is better to not even talk about it, let them do what ever, just don't tell us that. I could really go through this day without this fact in my head.

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27-04-2012, 05:31 AM
RE: ?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
(27-04-2012 05:06 AM)Filox Wrote:  frankiej you sick fuck! Big Grin
My friends and I wrote a song about munging... it is called "Manifesto for Malesto Part 1: The Apocalypse is Coming out of my Asshole". It was for a death metal parody band called Inferno Fuck Wound. I shall quote some lyrics.

Quote: The devil scorns life and embraces death, blood meteors fall with your final breath. As Satan begins to gather his legions, God can suck on my nether regions. You cannot munge, munge the living, nothing in life is ever forgiven. You cannot rape, rape the willing and now it is time to begin the killing.

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27-04-2012, 08:27 AM
RE: ?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
(26-04-2012 07:03 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(26-04-2012 06:54 PM)Debzilla Wrote:  I suppose you could always say you didnt notice.
You're doing it wrong.
I think fuckin a woman to death is doin' it right.

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27-04-2012, 08:59 AM
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That's amazing...

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27-04-2012, 09:12 AM
RE: ?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
In fact, now that I think about it, we wrote 2 songs about munging... more lyrics for y'all. Tongue

This is "Manifesto for Malesto part 3: Wrath of the Shadow Chancellor":

Quote:As I stroll through the graveyard at half past 6, I require a body for mindless sex.
Open your legs so I can see your whole, cream in my pants so I can fill your bowl.
If you've lost faith then get inside me, but don't you touch my bitch's hiney.
Please refrain from plumbing my rectum, the advantage of the dead is that I don't have to inject them.

Truly beautiful... total nonsense, but still beautiful.

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27-04-2012, 09:35 AM
RE: ?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
Ewwww...ICK! No

I would say we need one of those green-faced smileys that looks nauseated but frankie would just write a song about it.

Going to take a clorox/lysol bath...gag.

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27-04-2012, 08:16 PM (This post was last modified: 27-04-2012 08:24 PM by Thomas.)
RE: ?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
This is what happens when you ban porn on the internet.
(27-04-2012 03:10 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  what if you do someone elses dead wife?
is it still classed as cheating?
In Islam it would only be adultery for her, not you.
They would then stone her to death in effigy.

The old gods are dead, let's invent some new ones before something really bad happens.
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30-04-2012, 06:44 AM
RE: ?In Egypt, you have 6 more hours to XXX your wife after she dies?
(27-04-2012 09:35 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Ewwww...ICK! No

I would say we need one of those green-faced smileys that looks nauseated but frankie would just write a song about it.

Going to take a clorox/lysol bath...gag.
I don't know why you don't seem to like my lyrical genius.

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