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28-03-2016, 05:19 PM
RE: In God's Image
^Damn, he's got big hands Blink
Look at that shit, it's like a 5 bratwursts next to a Vienna sausage.

If we came from dust, then why is there still dust?
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28-03-2016, 05:42 PM
RE: In God's Image
Damn heathens making me go back to my kabbalah days...

One of the ways some interpret this is that we're made in his image but not in a physical sense. We believed that God/Ein Sof has no analog physical form so to think we have his physical form is incorrect. The reason (and don't expect this to make sense) is when you envision Ein Sof in any form or manifestation, you're wrong. As the infinite god, any label or form you can attribute to it is actually you limiting Ein Sof, and therefore it's not an accurate representation.

The idea is that we're made in his spiritual image, as a blueprint. From Malkuth (the matter/earth sephirot) up to Keter (the crown sephirot), the Tree of Life shows the pathways that you can study to attain a sort of connection to him/it.

tl;dr Kabbalah thinks "in his image" means the spiritual blueprint, not the physical image. That's because God/Ein Sof has no body in the physical sense.

No, I don't expect any of that to make sense.
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28-03-2016, 06:14 PM
RE: In God's Image
(28-03-2016 05:17 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 05:12 PM)Anjele Wrote:  And a belly button.

And a micropenis.

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But would god need a penis? What the hell would he do with it?

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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28-03-2016, 06:16 PM
RE: In God's Image
(28-03-2016 06:14 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 05:17 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  And a micropenis.

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But would god need a penis? What the hell would he do with it?

Where do you think the water from the flood came from?
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28-03-2016, 06:27 PM
RE: In God's Image
(28-03-2016 06:14 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 05:17 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  And a micropenis.

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But would god need a penis? What the hell would he do with it?

Impregnate a virgin to give birth to himself?

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28-03-2016, 06:30 PM
RE: In God's Image
(28-03-2016 06:16 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 06:14 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  But would god need a penis? What the hell would he do with it?

Where do you think the water from the flood came from?

Ewwwwww. Then god has an overactive bladder. He needs.......

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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28-03-2016, 06:30 PM
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(28-03-2016 06:27 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 06:14 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  But would god need a penis? What the hell would he do with it?

Impregnate a virgin to give birth to himself?

That's one theory but since he can create life from "dust" and can do anything if he's all powerful he wouldn't need a penis or actual sex/rape to impregnate anyone. He could just blink...well he probably doesn't have eyelids...ok he could just snap his fingers...ok wait he probably doesn't have hands either...he could just think of making Mary pregnant and Boom! free will be damned! You're gonna have a god-man kid and there's nothing you can do about it! Hahahaha! or something like that.

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28-03-2016, 06:32 PM
RE: In God's Image
(28-03-2016 06:27 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 06:14 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  But would god need a penis? What the hell would he do with it?

Impregnate a virgin to give birth to himself?

With a god sized penis?

Shocking OUCH! Fuckin ouch! Sadcryface2

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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28-03-2016, 06:37 PM
RE: In God's Image
(28-03-2016 06:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 06:27 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Impregnate a virgin to give birth to himself?

With a god sized penis?

Shocking OUCH! Fuckin ouch! Sadcryface2

Reminds me of the cartoon where a king is in the pharmacy buying condoms. Pharmacist asks, "What size?". King says "King size". I'd hate to be in that bind. Facepalm
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28-03-2016, 06:39 PM
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(28-03-2016 06:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 06:27 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Impregnate a virgin to give birth to himself?

With a god sized penis?

Shocking OUCH! Fuckin ouch! Sadcryface2

Given all the showing off he did in the OT I'd guess that's he compensating for something...

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