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23-04-2016, 06:40 PM
RE: In God's Image
(23-04-2016 06:32 PM)Alla Wrote:  eternal things have no beginning and no end.
when you understand this truth you will know the answer to your question.

More trolling.

It has become very boring Alla.

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23-04-2016, 06:46 PM
RE: In God's Image
(23-04-2016 06:40 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(23-04-2016 06:32 PM)Alla Wrote:  eternal things have no beginning and no end.
when you understand this truth you will know the answer to your question.

More trolling.

It has become very boring Alla.
Looks like you don't mind reading boring things.
so, do you understand that eternal things have no beginning and no end? I bet you do. Smile

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23-04-2016, 07:01 PM
RE: In God's Image
(28-03-2016 05:07 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  It means God has nipples
yes

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23-04-2016, 07:02 PM
RE: In God's Image
(28-03-2016 05:12 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 05:07 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  It means God has nipples

And a belly button.
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23-04-2016, 07:08 PM
RE: In God's Image
(23-04-2016 07:02 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 05:12 PM)Anjele Wrote:  And a belly button.
yes

So, an eternal being needed a navel to eat in a womb???


Bwahahahaha you're too much!

GIVE. IT. UP. Dodgy

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24-04-2016, 08:51 AM
RE: In God's Image
(23-04-2016 07:02 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(28-03-2016 05:12 PM)Anjele Wrote:  And a belly button.
yes

Can god make a butthole so tight that even he can't fist it?

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24-04-2016, 09:29 AM
RE: In God's Image
(24-04-2016 08:51 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(23-04-2016 07:02 PM)Alla Wrote:  yes

Can god make a butthole so tight that even he can't fist it?

Apparently

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24-04-2016, 09:48 AM
RE: In God's Image
god is a genocidal maniac and has some pretty massive mood swings according to the bible. youd have to go to an insane asylum to find a human that fits such an image. or possibly an insane dictator. amen?
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24-04-2016, 01:56 PM
RE: In God's Image
The Christians are forced into asserting that their god has always existed, otherwise they'd need to explain who or what created him. So... if the Christians can make this claim, then I can make a similar claim that our universe has always existed in one form or another can I not? That is, there was no need for a god to create it in the first instance. It always was, and now is.

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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24-04-2016, 05:38 PM
RE: In God's Image
(23-04-2016 07:08 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(23-04-2016 07:02 PM)Alla Wrote:  yes

So, an eternal being needed a navel to eat in a womb???


Bwahahahaha you're too much!

GIVE. IT. UP. Dodgy
An eternal being (mortal man) can become God one day. So, this God to be was in a womb once and had it all his mortal life. In the resurrection this man(God to be) will have this navel.
Why? Hmm, I may assume that as a reminder that Gods were mortal men once who lived in a womb.
The same I can say about nipples and other organs. Some of these organs may be something that doesn't make sense and useless but who knows, may be IMMORTAL RESURRECTED men need them for the purposes that unknown to us now.

Jesus Christ Who is God and Creator of this world was a mortal man once and He had navel. When He resurrected His immortal body had everything His mortal body had except one thing - BLOOD. There is no blood in immortal beings.
But don't tell me that LDS Doctrine doesn't teach this. It would be false.

How about God the Father? Does He have navel? You know, they say:"Like Father like Son". Don't they say this?

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