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03-12-2016, 11:34 AM (This post was last modified: 03-12-2016 12:09 PM by GirlyMan.)
In the year 2017 ...
... all US foreign policy will be conducted in 140 characters or less.
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... Taiwan will rejoin China to get away from the US.

... Putin will threaten to move all of his spies to Mexico unless Trump gives him tariff breaks.

...

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03-12-2016, 12:02 PM
RE: In the year 2017 ...
Domestic policy also...until Pence figures out how to cancel Trump's twitter account.
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03-12-2016, 01:36 PM
RE: In the year 2017 ...
Trump is a fucking moron

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03-12-2016, 02:01 PM
RE: In the year 2017 ...
Cotdamn Trump is one sexy man.
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03-12-2016, 02:31 PM
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(03-12-2016 01:36 PM)Brian37 Wrote:  Trump is a fucking moron

He just got played by a little old crazy cat lady from Taipei.

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03-12-2016, 06:34 PM
RE: In the year 2017 ...
We will devellop trans-temporal missiles to destroy 2016.

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03-12-2016, 09:26 PM
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In the year 2017, I'll most likely be a new daddy for the third time. We're trying for a girl this time. She's been off the pill for a while but we recently started actively targeting her "fertile" times.

Life is a fucking whirlwind. I'm already halfway gray upstairs as it is (she tells me it's sexy Dodgy ) , this isn't going to help... Sadcryface

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03-12-2016, 09:29 PM
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I don't know why, but I rather enjoyed this.
It's like a spoiled little child. This next 4 years is gonna be fun. I think I'm actually starting to look forward to it.

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03-12-2016, 10:08 PM
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Jesus will come and take all of his chosen people, leaving the atheists to rule the world.
And 2018 will fucking ROCK.

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03-12-2016, 10:48 PM
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(03-12-2016 09:26 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  In the year 2017, I'll most likely be a new daddy for the third time. We're trying for a girl this time. She's been off the pill for a while but we recently started actively targeting her "fertile" times.

Life is a fucking whirlwind. I'm already halfway gray upstairs as it is (she tells me it's sexy Dodgy ) , this isn't going to help... Sadcryface

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