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27-02-2014, 09:59 PM
Incest or Masterbation?
Dunno what heading to put this under, so posting it here, besides, seems kinda fun

As we all know, Eve came from the rib of Adam. That makes her a genetic clone of Adam with all the same chromosomes as Adam save for one. Does their having sex count as extreme incest (cus' I don't think identicle twins would have as much in common as they would) or a form of metaphysical masterbation, as they're basically screwing themselves?
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27-02-2014, 10:16 PM
RE: Incest or Masterbation?
The correct answer is Spell Check.

On a more serious note, define both terms.
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27-02-2014, 10:56 PM
RE: Incest or Masterbation?
Bahahaha this is why I love you DLemon!! I say masturbation, but that's not an option is it.

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27-02-2014, 10:57 PM
RE: Incest or Masterbation?
I'm just concerned you will edit the poll to ask " what activity do you partake in more frequently"

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27-02-2014, 10:59 PM
RE: Incest or Masterbation?
I'm waiting til he defines both masturbation and incest before I answer the post. If he does change it to "which do you partake in more frequently" I would have to pick the second option because it's the only one I have experience with.
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27-02-2014, 11:02 PM
RE: Incest or Masterbation?
(27-02-2014 10:57 PM)sporehux Wrote:  I'm just concerned you will edit the poll to ask " what activity do you partake in more frequently"

That would actually be hilarious. Evil, but still really funny.

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27-02-2014, 11:25 PM
RE: Incest or Masterbation?
I wonder how I would react if somebody made a female version of myself at the cost of one of my ribs...

I guess it would be fun at first, until the secks comes Gasp
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27-02-2014, 11:27 PM
RE: Incest or Masterbation?
(27-02-2014 09:59 PM)Stumpy McPatch Wrote:  Dunno what heading to put this under, so posting it here, besides, seems kinda fun

As we all know, Eve came from the rib of Adam. That makes her a genetic clone of Adam with all the same chromosomes as Adam save for one. Does their having sex count as extreme incest (cus' I don't think identicle twins would have as much in common as they would) or a form of metaphysical masterbation, as they're basically screwing themselves?

This reminds me of the old classic question: Is killing an exact clone of yourself Homicide/Manslaughter (depending on your national term) or suicide.

For this thread I say that Adam and Eve were, by consequence of their being essentially twin brother and sister, committing incest.

I suppose that amount of inbreeding may have caused enough mutation to 'create' the races, so there is that...

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27-02-2014, 11:29 PM
RE: Incest or Masterbation?
(27-02-2014 10:57 PM)sporehux Wrote:  I'm just concerned you will edit the poll to ask " what activity do you partake in more frequently"

Does it have to be "either/or?"

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28-02-2014, 12:55 AM
RE: Incest or Masterbation?
I think FT's avatar is PERFECT for this thread.

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