Indicator of Your Level of Intimacy With Your Partner

[Erxomai]

Are you comfortable with breaking wind in front of your partner, spouse, significant other, friend with benefits, whatever? If not, you may not be as intimate with them as you think.

Here are some tips: How To Fart In Front Of Your Significant Other

[kim]

Shouldn't this be in the Intimacy and Relationships area?

weirdo

[Leela]

question: why would I bother to fart exactly in front of my partner???? It smells!
Yes, guys, women fart and they do not smell like roses!

But while we are at it, can you pee while your partner is in the bathroom, too?

[lucradis]

I fart all over the place. I keep trying to dutch oven my wife but she's a quick one.

Also on the other side of the fence when my wife and I started dating and she began spending the night she wouldn't number two at my house, no matter how long she stayed over. She just couldn't do it. Now she doesn't care and even toots sometimes at night which makes me giggle like a little kid.

Everyone farts. Everyone poops. Embrace our disgusting nature.

[Chas]

(17-11-2012 04:26 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Are you comfortable with breaking wind in front of your partner, spouse, significant other, friend with benefits, whatever? If not, you may not be as intimate with them as you think.

Here are some tips: How To Fart In Front Of Your Significant Other

Asks the 40-year-old virgin.

[kim]

I fart around anyone I want. I don't think it's a bad thing. I mean, I don't think mine are that bad.

I usually try to refrain if it's a first meeting but if it's ridiculously obnoxious, I'll beg pardon, give a chuckle, and move the conversation along.

Truth be told though, the majority of my gaseous emissions are accomplished during my yoga session. After that, it's a rarity to fart the rest of the day.

I noticed my Mom farting a lot more as the years go by. She eats a lot of food that I do not and though quite active, she doesn't do a lot of bending and stretching.

Farting is a natural process. Just be happy you are able to get rid of that gas, otherwise you'd explode.

[Erxomai]

(17-11-2012 05:54 PM)kim Wrote:  Farting is a natural process. Just be happy you are able to get rid of that gas, otherwise you'd explode.

Now I want to see an experiment done where a person is fed chili then plugged at both ends and see how long it takes to explode. That'd be awesome!

[aurora]

Embrace the fart!

[bemore]

Why is it I can smell my own farts with zero problem yet I get "offended" by the smell of other peoples bottom burps???

If I knew that..... Id be able to rule the world

[Erxomai]

(17-11-2012 08:14 PM)bemore Wrote:  Why is it I can smell my own farts with zero problem yet I get "offended" by the smell of other peoples bottom burps???

If I knew that..... Id be able to rule the world

I was offended by my own this morning. That's what lead to this thread.