Indicator of Your Level of Intimacy With Your Partner

[cheapthrillseaker]

My dad used to love laughing out loud when he let one go. I got over that social stigma quick.

[LadyJane]

This reminds me of something I read a couple weeks ago. Worth the read! I'm sure some people can relate.

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-...y-destiny/

[Erxomai]

(17-11-2012 10:37 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  This reminds me of something I read a couple weeks ago. Worth the read! I'm sure some people can relate.

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-...y-destiny/

I about died when the dude screamed, "Oh my God, I CAN TASTE IT!" ROFLMAO!!

[Stark Raving]

I fuckin hate farts. Can't help it. I hate farting. I hate hearing others fart. I hate smelling farts. I just hate em.

I do my very best not to subject anyone to my farts. My wife, being the person I cherish most on this rock, is first on my list of people to spare from my ass wind.

[Bucky Ball]

One summer when I worked in ICU there was a REALLY prissy older, (very religious), nurse. She was taking care of a patient who had bowel surgery. They aren't allowed to eat until "things" start to move, and passing gas is considered a really good sign, as it means your gut has started working again, (after it stops during general anesthesia). So we were sitting behind the desk, in the big circle in ICU, and the nurse was in the room, with the door open, and the curtain drawn. Suddenly we heard this very loud fart, and we all clapped, and said "yeah", (per their usual), assuming the patient was getting better, and then could eat. She came out of the room a minute later, with a very red face, and was REALLY pissed at us, and wouldn't talk to us. When asked "why" ?... she replied ... "that was NOT the patient".

[morondog]

When I was a student I used to sit on my tin trunk when working at my desk... lemme tell ya, that was some serious window rattling at times

[Percepticon]

Well the "significant other" part doesn't apply to me, but I've been horrified by my own farts and dunno' when I'd feel OK subjecting a loved one to them. If they didn't stink, I think farting out loud would be good comic relief. Sometimes when I'm alone I still giggle at mine, especially the bathtub ones. A few years ago, a close friend and I were talking in her front yard when I took her wrist and walked a few yards away saying, "We have to move 'cause I just farted." Friends don't let friends smell farts.

But if you're with someone and can't escape, does masking the sound help at all? At least if there's a noise, the stink doesn't shock ya' & you can laugh over it....but holding hands all cuddled on the couch, ya' let one out all quiet-like....then the smell hits, and it's like, "WTF! You just sat there creating that monster, acting like nothing happened?!!"

At work I've grown so tired of dealing with people's poop-smell in the bathroom that sometimes I laugh to myself when I have to stink it up. I also have a passive-aggressive coworker who's been known to fart at people's desk, mine included. Fucking bitch.

I struggle to understand why some people find it necessary to discuss their digestive issues beyond generalities. It's enough to hear your stomach is bothering you, I don't wanna' know what comes outta' yer butt! I mean, coworkers, even ones I'm not close to, have talked about this shit (literally!). I might feel differently if it were a good friend or someone I like a lot.

Only you people can have me talking about gross bodily functions at 2:40 AM. Gotta' love ya's.....

[nach_in]

I don't mind the occasional fart, but I don't like it to become something usual. I find farting as a form of disrespect because it's a disregard of other's comfort, of course once in a while is not such thing, it even can be funny, but not constantly.

[k37713]

I do not fart in front of anyone and never ever have when I could control it... Potty humor and the like has never been something I am comfortable with.. I know it's natural but for me it is just as easy to keep that part of my life behind the bathroom door..where I whole-heatedly believe it belongs..

[aurora]

(17-11-2012 10:37 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  This reminds me of something I read a couple weeks ago. Worth the read! I'm sure some people can relate.

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-...y-destiny/

I laughed so hard I got strange looks at work!