Indoctrination in it's finest form (Omegle)
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02-08-2012, 06:48 AM
RE: Indoctrination in it's finest form (Omegle)
Playing a bit of the ignorance game.
I'd type a line and he'd repetitively go to type something but delete what he was about to say. I don't think he quite knew how to respond to my ignorance.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Religion.

You: hello

Stranger: Hello

You: what religion are you?

Stranger: I'm Buddhist, and you?

You: atheist

Stranger: okay, where are you from?

You: new zealand

You: you?

Stranger: Germany

You: fair enough

You: so why do you believe in a giant fat man in the sky?

Stranger: I don't believe in a giant fat man...

You: but you're buddhist, you know the giant fat man, rub his stomach for good luck all that

Stranger: Well, you don't have any idea of Buddhim, do you?

You: sure I do. Giant fat man, rubbing of his stomach, half naked men in orange rags walking around racking sand.

Stranger: No, you're quite wrong. Buddhism don't deal with a fat man. This is Buddha: http://www.messagefrommasters.com/buddha...uddha.jpeg ... He isn't fat, is he?

You: could lose a few pounds..

Stranger: ^^ no, this fat Buddha isn't a real Buddha

You: and that ain't buddha, THIS is buddha, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co..._Beipu.jpg

Stranger: No he isn't. It is a chinese god of luck

You: pfffffffffffffft, I think I know the real Buddha from the fake Buddha when I see it... I mean lets keep shit real here now shall we

Stranger: a big stoamch is a syombol of wisdom in china...

You: I need to go to China... I mean I'm already pretty bloody smart but I must be ungodly smart over there in that case..

Stranger: Do you know about the Dharma?

You: must be a slit eye thing..

You: Dharma? can't say I do

You: is he like the Buddhist version of Santa?

Stranger: Do you know anything about Buddhism?!!

You: yes, I told you already. Bad guy, stomach rubbing, racking of the sand in orange rags

You: fat guy*

You: he's not bad

You: OH and Lisa off the simpsons

Stranger: so you don't know anything about Buddhism... so, the cause of all pain are ignorance, read some book's, maybe you have a chance then to got a good rebirth

You: Lisa is to Buddhists, as Tom Cruise is to Scientology

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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02-08-2012, 07:04 AM
RE: Indoctrination in it's finest form (Omegle)
"could lose a few pounds.."
Nice. Terse and deadly.

The PURPOSE of life is to pass on our DNA (from Darwin)
The MEANING of life is the experience of living (from Frank Herbert)
The VALUE of life is the legacy we leave behind (from observation)
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