Indoctrination in it's finest form (Omegle)

[earmuffs]

Playing a bit of the ignorance game.
I'd type a line and he'd repetitively go to type something but delete what he was about to say. I don't think he quite knew how to respond to my ignorance.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Religion.

You: hello

Stranger: Hello

You: what religion are you?

Stranger: I'm Buddhist, and you?

You: atheist

Stranger: okay, where are you from?

You: new zealand

You: you?

Stranger: Germany

You: fair enough

You: so why do you believe in a giant fat man in the sky?

Stranger: I don't believe in a giant fat man...

You: but you're buddhist, you know the giant fat man, rub his stomach for good luck all that

Stranger: Well, you don't have any idea of Buddhim, do you?

You: sure I do. Giant fat man, rubbing of his stomach, half naked men in orange rags walking around racking sand.

Stranger: No, you're quite wrong. Buddhism don't deal with a fat man. This is Buddha: http://www.messagefrommasters.com/buddha...uddha.jpeg ... He isn't fat, is he?

You: could lose a few pounds..

Stranger: ^^ no, this fat Buddha isn't a real Buddha

You: and that ain't buddha, THIS is buddha, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co..._Beipu.jpg

Stranger: No he isn't. It is a chinese god of luck

You: pfffffffffffffft, I think I know the real Buddha from the fake Buddha when I see it... I mean lets keep shit real here now shall we

Stranger: a big stoamch is a syombol of wisdom in china...

You: I need to go to China... I mean I'm already pretty bloody smart but I must be ungodly smart over there in that case..

Stranger: Do you know about the Dharma?

You: must be a slit eye thing..

You: Dharma? can't say I do

You: is he like the Buddhist version of Santa?

Stranger: Do you know anything about Buddhism?!!

You: yes, I told you already. Bad guy, stomach rubbing, racking of the sand in orange rags

You: fat guy*

You: he's not bad

You: OH and Lisa off the simpsons

Stranger: so you don't know anything about Buddhism... so, the cause of all pain are ignorance, read some book's, maybe you have a chance then to got a good rebirth

You: Lisa is to Buddhists, as Tom Cruise is to Scientology

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DLJ]

"could lose a few pounds.."
Nice. Terse and deadly.