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06-09-2013, 09:39 AM
Intelligent Design?
My dog can poop without having to wipe and her butt is totally clean.

I'm supposedly made in the image of a God, and I have to wipe for 5 minutes to be totally clean.

And you tell me that I'm intelligently designed?
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06-09-2013, 04:12 PM
RE: Intelligent Design?
Dogs can lick their junk, too. If humans could do that, the Bible wouldn't even have to mention adultery.

If something can be destroyed by the truth, it might be worth destroying.

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06-09-2013, 09:11 PM
RE: Intelligent Design?
Sorry, but the whole "breathe and eat and communicate through the same hole" idea just takes the cake. That's PROOF that we are definitely NOT designed. Lol.

So many cats, so few good recipes.
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06-09-2013, 09:13 PM
RE: Intelligent Design?
Nipples on a man... nuff said.

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necessarily be logically sound or conform to reality as we know it.

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06-09-2013, 09:21 PM
RE: Intelligent Design?
Too much wiping is an indication that you need to change your diet.

I suggest that you intelligently use the scientific method to diagnose which food is more appropriate for you.

Why do you think that god gave us the scientific method?

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06-09-2013, 11:01 PM
RE: Intelligent Design?
If we are intelligently designed, then why are we capable of getting bad grades?
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07-09-2013, 08:41 AM
RE: Intelligent Design?
Although I can't remember where I heard this example or exactly how it goes, but it was something like this:

The construction of human genitalia makes about as much sense as an engineer building a sewage pipe right though the middle of an amusement park.

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07-09-2013, 09:33 AM
RE: Intelligent Design?
(06-09-2013 11:01 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  If we are intelligently designed, then why are we capable of getting bad grades?

Hardware vs. software.

Smartass

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07-09-2013, 11:12 AM
RE: Intelligent Design?
If there was an "intelligent" way to design something, why are there countless variations on the design theme ? (The gods are capricious, and moody I guess).

It's proof everywhere, and in every different specie, (and organism actually), that there was no one way to do it, or make it work.

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07-09-2013, 11:29 PM
RE: Intelligent Design?
When you have a bite, it itches. Itching excites histamines, which causes more itching. Ain't nothin intelligent 'bout that.

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