Interlude: God is a dick
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07-06-2011, 03:18 PM
Interlude: God is a dick
He is... like... srsly

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07-06-2011, 03:42 PM
 
RE: Interlude: God is a dick
Wow, harsh and judgmental there.Tongue


God is a dick.
[Image: icon2611.gif] To some, that is news.

We call those people, blind. Cool
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07-06-2011, 04:03 PM
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(07-06-2011 03:42 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  We call those people, blind. Cool
HEY, I demand respect for the disabled! Smile

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07-06-2011, 04:26 PM
 
RE: Interlude: God is a dick
(07-06-2011 04:03 PM)The_observer Wrote:  
(07-06-2011 03:42 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  We call those people, blind. Cool
HEY, I demand respect for the disabled! Smile
Tongue
I respect blind people. A good friend of mine was born blind. I'm talking about those who suffer blind faith. Cool
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07-06-2011, 06:26 PM
RE: Interlude: God is a dick
(07-06-2011 04:26 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  
(07-06-2011 04:03 PM)The_observer Wrote:  
(07-06-2011 03:42 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  We call those people, blind. Cool
HEY, I demand respect for the disabled! Smile
Tongue
I respect blind people. A good friend of mine was born blind. I'm talking about those who suffer blind faith. Cool

Blind faith is the only kind of faith, otherwise it wouldn't be faith at all but fact. Plus I long ago decided that I don't particularly care if there is a god or not, due to the fact that if there is one there is absolutely no frickin way he/she/it isn't a massive cocks*&king piece of s*it thereby I would want nothing to do with heaven anyhow.
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08-06-2011, 06:42 PM
 
RE: Interlude: God is a dick
Well, there is that. Tongue
I enjoy folks who use the Bible to prove the Bible is true. I went into the family library today and grabbed one of the KJV's from the shelf and gave it a read to about chapter 3.
It's amazingly bad fiction. Just Chapters 1 and 2 provide proof the copyists didn't know what the hell they were doing, repeating the first creation and population of the earth in two different ways. And yet, there are huge populations of people who believe the whole book is not only the words of a god, but is inerrant and absolutely the truth. Fact! As it were.
And trying to tell them, faith precludes fact, is like trying to turn bricks into puppies with just a whisper. Never happen. Can't see it. Must be the Devil at work.

I was at the Library the other day browsing videos. I saw this one entitled, "Encounters". The cover outlined it was about UFO's and alien abduction. I was tired of browsing the stacks and since that was my last pick of movies I grabbed it up without reading the back. Thinking to myself, awesome! A new independent sci-fi production.

Oh, I'm so funny.
No, it was a Christian film. I knew something was up when all the male characters in the cast dressed like Mormons. Shirts buttoned nearly to the throat, no skin showing, etc...
I got through the first 2 chapters and scanned quickly to the last one because I was bored out of my skull, but wanted to get to the point quickly.
The message of the movie? UFO's and "alien abductions" are all works of the Devil and his Demons, in order to confuse people so that when the Rapture comes folks that are led by those evil minions working in Satan's service, will think it's a massive UFO abduction scenario playing out. And they won't realize they've been left behind to suffer the Devil's torment for 7 years of the Tribulation promised in the Bible.
And the "Men in Black" we hear about that accompany real world abduction scenarios? Those are government agents making sure the ruse is working! Satan's other servants, as it were.


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08-06-2011, 06:50 PM
RE: Interlude: God is a dick
God wishes he was a dick. Instead of just another nobody.

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08-06-2011, 06:57 PM
RE: Interlude: God is a dick
(08-06-2011 06:42 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  Well, there is that. Tongue
I enjoy folks who use the Bible to prove the Bible is true. I went into the family library today and grabbed one of the KJV's from the shelf and gave it a read to about chapter 3.
It's amazingly bad fiction. Just Chapters 1 and 2 provide proof the copyists didn't know what the hell they were doing, repeating the first creation and population of the earth in two different ways. And yet, there are huge populations of people who believe the whole book is not only the words of a god, but is inerrant and absolutely the truth. Fact! As it were.
And trying to tell them, faith precludes fact, is like trying to turn bricks into puppies with just a whisper. Never happen. Can't see it. Must be the Devil at work.

I was at the Library the other day browsing videos. I saw this one entitled, "Encounters". The cover outlined it was about UFO's and alien abduction. I was tired of browsing the stacks and since that was my last pick of movies I grabbed it up without reading the back. Thinking to myself, awesome! A new independent sci-fi production.

Oh, I'm so funny.
No, it was a Christian film. I knew something was up when all the male characters in the cast dressed like Mormons. Shirts buttoned nearly to the throat, no skin showing, etc...
I got through the first 2 chapters and scanned quickly to the last one because I was bored out of my skull, but wanted to get to the point quickly.
The message of the movie? UFO's and "alien abductions" are all works of the Devil and his Demons, in order to confuse people so that when the Rapture comes folks that are led by those evil minions working in Satan's service, will think it's a massive UFO abduction scenario playing out. And they won't realize they've been left behind to suffer the Devil's torment for 7 years of the Tribulation promised in the Bible.
And the "Men in Black" we hear about that accompany real world abduction scenarios? Those are government agents making sure the ruse is working! Satan's other servants, as it were.


[Image: 7.gif] It's an infiltration of the dumb. They're everywhere! Even making movies.

I wish I could make bricks into puppies. That would be epic. Can anyone say crumbling puppy pile massacre. Buildings all over the world, suddenly puppies, chaos ensues. Not to mention happiness at all the wonderful puppies to snuggle.

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08-06-2011, 06:59 PM
 
RE: Interlude: God is a dick
Seconded only by the Interstates turning into cuddly baby cats. Just think, no more skyscrapers, just snuggly baby dogs. And no more bumper to bumper traffic jams, just kittens and instead of horns and screeching tires at rush hour, purrrrrs instead. Tongue

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08-06-2011, 07:07 PM
RE: Interlude: God is a dick
(08-06-2011 06:57 PM)lucradis Wrote:  I wish I could make bricks into puppies.

Why? You gonna eat 'em? Trust me, they're a poor substitute for babies.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
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Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
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