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07-11-2015, 11:24 AM
Into the Wormhole in Space
Wormholes in space may not explain much in physics (or may) - but they sure as hell explain some things in life.

For instance -- where did all the bungee cords I bought over the years disappear to???

Of course - the wormhole.

It's got to be.

I have certain items that continually disappear into the wormhole --- bungee cords, ratchet straps, Phillips screwdrivers, 3/16 inch Allen wrenches (only the 3/16ths), working ballpoint pens and sharpened pencils. (dead pens and unsharpened pencils appear out of thin air (which must be the opposite of a wormhole) ) ......

Somewhere there's a quadrant in space that is comprised totally out of bungee cords. The physical laws are different - instead of string theory, they have rubber band theory........

What item do you need to put a picture of, on a milk carton???

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07-11-2015, 05:59 PM
RE: Into the Wormhole in Space
Indeed.. some where there is a civilization living on teh warm, fuzzy proceeds of our realities strangely 'misplaced' socks. Yes
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07-11-2015, 06:22 PM
RE: Into the Wormhole in Space
I'm so absent-minded I'd lose my ass if it wasn't stuck on.
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07-11-2015, 06:27 PM
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Damnit! Where's my other sock! Angry







Oh....... Dodgy

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07-11-2015, 08:02 PM
RE: Into the Wormhole in Space
Every till that is needed at that very moment gets sucked in a worm hole, and when it's not needed, it gets spewed out again in a random spot. Even when you have a usual spot for storing them.

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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08-11-2015, 12:43 AM
RE: Into the Wormhole in Space
Lighters. It's a fucking miracle if a lighter actually has to be thrown out because it's out of fluid.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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08-11-2015, 02:45 AM
RE: Into the Wormhole in Space
screwdrivers. I quit drinking in 1990 and since then, the screwdrivers hide from me. Coincidence? I think not.
pencils seem to obey a special set of rules where they are repelled from the area of any saw.
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08-11-2015, 05:57 AM
RE: Into the Wormhole in Space
I'm not sure how this relates to wormholes, but you know how you can never find a paper clip, but your closet is full of wire hangers? Consider

I'm pretty sure that paper clips are the larval stage of wire hangers. Yes

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08-11-2015, 10:57 AM
RE: Into the Wormhole in Space
(08-11-2015 12:43 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Lighters. It's a fucking miracle if a lighter actually has to be thrown out because it's out of fluid.
That's because you probably lend them to someone, and they keep it.
It has happened so many times. The lighter that stays at home always stays till it's empty.

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It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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08-11-2015, 10:58 AM
RE: Into the Wormhole in Space
(08-11-2015 05:57 AM)Chas Wrote:  I'm not sure how this relates to wormholes, but you know how you can never find a paper clip, but your closet is full of wire hangers? Consider

I'm pretty sure that paper clips are the larval stage of wire hangers. Yes

Really, the wire hangers always get lost here.

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It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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