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13-10-2011, 06:34 PM
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(11-10-2011 08:22 AM)Jesus H Christ Wrote:  Hello everyone,

I just found this forum. It looks like a great place. I look forward to many conversations and debates on here. Hope to talk to ya'll soon.

Jesus Fucking Christ, talk about being late to the party. Goddam fuckers around here have been blaspheming you for years and you just show up now? I'm gonna be very disappointed if hellfire doesn't start raining down on my blasphemous GirlyAss.

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14-10-2011, 06:12 AM
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@Jesus H. Christ
I'm wondering. If Jesus really decided to magically show up wouldn't he be pissed at you for taking his name on the forum?

Aren't you scared of that? How can you be sure what God's opinion is on that kind of thing?

I ask because the God of the bible gets pretty shitty over the most trivial things! Some Christians are even afraid of saying the name. They go from God --> G_d as one example.

When I see people do that I think it's sad and pathetic. They are so far gone that a words on a page scare them.

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14-10-2011, 01:33 PM (This post was last modified: 14-10-2011 01:38 PM by Jesus H Christ.)
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(13-10-2011 03:33 PM)bemore Wrote:  
(13-10-2011 02:04 PM)Jesus H Christ Wrote:  Boy those videos are beautiful to look at. An awesome display of the world that God created for us.

Yes they are breath taking.....they evoke many emotions in me.

I dont think "god" created the world for us........there was creatures here long before us (Fossils loosely carbon dated prove this)

That aint having a dig at your beliefs friend....for I believe "god" (I hate that word) exists and is basicly the universe.........infintly old and pretty much beyond our limited comprehension.

No religion comes close to describing it........nothing outside of yourself can tell you this or explain it in anyway, shape or form. You have to look within yourself.

Seeing as I have your attention and you are a christian can I ask you a question???

You see before christianity there was lots of other gods that were worshipped.....which had laws made around them.....wars fought in there name.....blood spilled....etc etc.

Nobody worships these gods anymore.........so what makes you think your bible "story" is right???

Given history.
Good question. It boils down to a gut feeling is the answer. Naw just playing.
Early man could never explain thunder and "made up god". That was there explanation for what they could not understand. They even feared "these forces" at the time. Today obviously we have come to understand what they could not and know it was just nature.

This is my opinion and take it with a grain of salt: I believe there always has been a god. I believe that these people came up with god because there always was a god. I have no explanation why people a long time ago did what they did. I have no idea why they would kill people in the name of god. Hell, we can't explain a lot of things that man had did a long time ago. I know based on the world around me, my experiences, and know in my head(yes opinion I know) there is more to this universe than rocks and dirt so to speak. The time spent on this earth for an individual is a fraction of time compared to history. I do not believe that is all there is for us. When you reach a certain age and look back at how long I've been here do you ever ask yourself that it wasn't much no matter how well you spent it.

(13-10-2011 06:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(11-10-2011 08:22 AM)Jesus H Christ Wrote:  Hello everyone,

I just found this forum. It looks like a great place. I look forward to many conversations and debates on here. Hope to talk to ya'll soon.

Jesus Fucking Christ, talk about being late to the party. Goddam fuckers around here have been blaspheming you for years and you just show up now? I'm gonna be very disappointed if hellfire doesn't start raining down on my blasphemous GirlyAss.
Interesting middle name for Jesus. Do you think that would be more fitting for a porn star. You know to describe how good he fucks?

Now hellfire will come but I'm sure you'd rather not witness it anyway.


(14-10-2011 06:12 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  @Jesus H. Christ
I'm wondering. If Jesus really decided to magically show up wouldn't he be pissed at you for taking his name on the forum?

Aren't you scared of that? How can you be sure what God's opinion is on that kind of thing?

I ask because the God of the bible gets pretty shitty over the most trivial things! Some Christians are even afraid of saying the name. They go from God --> G_d as one example.

When I see people do that I think it's sad and pathetic. They are so far gone that a words on a page scare them.
I thought of that but I am not scared. Really words on a page scare them. Is that like the Dracula situation with garlic? So if you wanted to scare Christians write those words on a page and bumrush them and watch em scatter. I'd like to see the video.
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14-10-2011, 03:08 PM
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(13-10-2011 02:04 PM)Jesus H Christ Wrote:  
(13-10-2011 01:43 PM)bemore Wrote:  What does the "H" stand for in "Jesus H Christ"????

Horus???
Holy.

Actually, the H stands for Harold, as in "Our father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name."

Kind of like that famous teddy, "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear."

But seriously, folks . . .

There's some good info on the H here.

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14-10-2011, 03:40 PM
 
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Greetings,

This forum seems to be a perfect fit for me. I will peruse the rest of the site and discover its full potential.
14-10-2011, 04:04 PM (This post was last modified: 14-10-2011 08:44 PM by GirlyMan.)
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(14-10-2011 01:33 PM)Jesus H Christ Wrote:  
(13-10-2011 06:34 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Jesus Fucking Christ, talk about being late to the party.
Interesting middle name for Jesus. Do you think that would be more fitting for a porn star. You know to describe how good he fucks?

Not for a porn star but it'd make for a hell of a good title for a porno flick. The only question is whether to make it a gay porno flick or a masturbatory one.

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14-10-2011, 04:07 PM
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Satan joined us 1 post shy of #666.

If they have internet in hell, I guess it can't be THAT bad. Probably runs on dial-up though. Heaven has broadband.

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16-10-2011, 07:01 AM
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Hello, I found this site a few days ago and have spent a good bit of time reading and listening to the pod casts. I've only been identifying as an atheist for a short time, even though I haven't really been a believer for quite awhile. This site is a great help, it's nice to have a place to get a bit of an education on the subject and also get an idea of what others have experienced.

I spent a few years of my life as a dedicated believer and many years scared to death because I didn't feel the same thing that I thought everybody else did. The more I learned and observed, the more the doubts crept up. I'm 45 years old now and most of my adult life I refused to deal with my doubts. About five years ago I started examining things critically and about two years ago I finally admitted to myself that I was an atheist.

A lot of things went into my realization and there were a lot of sleepless nights spent dealing with it. I couldn't believe the relief that I felt when I finally just admitted to myself that there is no "higher power" at work in the world. I didn't have to worry about burning in hell because I wanted to sleep in on Sunday or because I had an impure thought. I feel so free now and I love life so much, I just wish I'd dealt with all of this 30 years ago.
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16-10-2011, 07:04 AM
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So Jesus and Satan have now joined the forum. This could be interesting....

Behold the power of the force!
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16-10-2011, 03:50 PM
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Hi, I'm Fox ... I'm 34 and stopped believing in any type of god 14 years ago. I try and keep a neutral position on religion and politics when it comes up in conversation and usually let the other person assume what they want.
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