Invoking the miracle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
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23-02-2012, 09:05 PM (This post was last modified: 24-02-2012 04:28 PM by Observer.)
Rainbow Invoking the miracle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
I have found out that miracles do happen and properly praying will yield not only positive results but get you exactly what you need (want)!

Sleepy step 1: Go to a *church or prayer group.

Angel step 2: Pray** (prey)

Cool step 3: Reap results.


*Church must contain religious people.

**People must hear you pray and you must sell it.

Yes this really works.


I figure I would start interaction in this forum with a bang..

OH GOD PLEASE LET THESE PEOPLE LIKE ME. I AM BUT A HUMBLE SOUL AND I HAVE WORKED SO HARD IN MY LIFE IN SERVICE OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.

Edit: Typo in title...
If even I see it, It must be really annoying
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23-02-2012, 09:16 PM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
^ Proof of Poe's law.
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23-02-2012, 09:34 PM
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23-02-2012, 09:48 PM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
I pray loudly for you all Tongue
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23-02-2012, 10:03 PM
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23-02-2012, 11:21 PM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
/yawn
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24-02-2012, 12:02 AM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
got my rent and car insurance paid 4 times.. each..
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24-02-2012, 12:03 AM
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It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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24-02-2012, 12:10 AM
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(24-02-2012 12:03 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  [Image: face_melt.gif]

Ill prey for you Wink
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24-02-2012, 12:26 AM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
So what you're saying is go to the church with the hot chicks?

I'm not a non believer, I believe in the possibility of anything. I just don't let the actuality of something be determined by a 3rd party.
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