Invoking the miracle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
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24-02-2012, 12:36 AM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
˙˙˙ǝɯ oʇ ǝsuǝs ou sǝʞɐɯ ʇsod sıɥʇ

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24-02-2012, 01:47 AM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
(24-02-2012 12:36 AM)KVron Wrote:  ˙˙˙ǝɯ oʇ ǝsuǝs ou sǝʞɐɯ ʇsod sıɥʇ

I am very surprised no one has.
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24-02-2012, 02:30 AM
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(23-02-2012 09:05 PM)kakureru Wrote:  Cool step 3: Reap results.

(24-02-2012 12:26 AM)Lilith Pride Wrote:  So what you're saying is go to the church with the hot chicks?

No, no, "reap", not "rape".
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24-02-2012, 03:13 AM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
maybe in my head I am normal and to the rest of the world I am opie from family guy..
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24-02-2012, 07:34 AM
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(24-02-2012 12:10 AM)kakureru Wrote:  Ill prey for you Wink

Yay like this?



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24-02-2012, 08:10 AM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
(23-02-2012 09:05 PM)kakureru Wrote:  I have found out that miracles do happen and properly praying will yield not only positive results but get you exactly what you need (want)!

Sleepy step 1: Go to a *church or prayer group.

Angel step 2: Pray** (prey)

Cool step 3: Reap results.


*Church must contain religious people.

**People must hear you pray and you must sell it.

Yes this really works.


I figure I would start interaction in this forum with a bang..

OH GOD PLEASE LET THESE PEOPLE LIKE ME. I AM BUT A HUMBLE SOUL AND I HAVE WORKED SO HARD IN MY LIFE IN SERVICE OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.

Of course it works, because we are human. You are proclaiming out-loud your needs while you are around people willing to help you. I don't see anything surprising at all in this.

... it's almost like when you want a compliment about looks and say "I feel so ugly today". If you are around people that will try to make you feel better, then they are probably going to compliment you right away.. No miracle to it.

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24-02-2012, 11:29 AM
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(23-02-2012 09:05 PM)kakureru Wrote:  **People must hear you pray and you must sell it.

Yes! The important part is to be seen and heard, so that you may have your reward! Big Grin
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24-02-2012, 11:38 AM
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(24-02-2012 11:29 AM)kineo Wrote:  
(23-02-2012 09:05 PM)kakureru Wrote:  **People must hear you pray and you must sell it.

Yes! The important part is to be seen and heard, so that you may have your reward! Big Grin

So, what? You went and prayed loudly that god needed to help you find the money to pay your mortgage so you wouldn't end up on the street and people heard you and gave you money?

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24-02-2012, 11:45 AM
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(24-02-2012 11:38 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(24-02-2012 11:29 AM)kineo Wrote:  
(23-02-2012 09:05 PM)kakureru Wrote:  **People must hear you pray and you must sell it.

Yes! The important part is to be seen and heard, so that you may have your reward! Big Grin

So, what? You went and prayed loudly that god needed to help you find the money to pay your mortgage so you wouldn't end up on the street and people heard you and gave you money?

The Bible, Matthew chapter 6 Wrote:6:5 - And when you take time to pray, do not follow the example of those hypocrites: you have seen them praying loudly in public places where they are seen and admired by others. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will receive.

Not sure if you missed the irony from the OP- but my post was definitely sarcastic as well. Big Grin
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24-02-2012, 11:48 AM
RE: Invoking the miricle by praying. ~~ REALLY WORKS ~~
(24-02-2012 01:47 AM)kakureru Wrote:  
(24-02-2012 12:36 AM)KVron Wrote:  ˙˙˙ǝɯ oʇ ǝsuǝs ou sǝʞɐɯ ʇsod sıɥʇ
I am very surprised no one has.

Maybe we're being sarcastic as well Big Grin

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