Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
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19-01-2015, 10:49 AM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
(19-01-2015 09:47 AM)Impulse Wrote:  
(11-01-2015 01:51 PM)cactus Wrote:  Every time I open a fortune cookie, in the back of my mind I'm thinking "Yes, this was actually written for me specifically."

They still make fortune cookies? All the "fortune cookies" I have opened lately are more like wannabe inspirational statements. Dodgy

Sorry. Tangent. Carry on.

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19-01-2015, 11:18 AM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
^
But without any entertainment value. Smile

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19-01-2015, 02:04 PM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
I still get afraid of the dark. Sometimes it's for real life fears - I mean, I think women are usually raised to be afraid to walk anywhere alone in the dark, and for good reason - but I also have a real problem watching ghost movies.

The only way I've gotten around that recently is to watch 'ghost' movies where it's perfectly plausible that the person is just crazy. "The Haunting of Helena" did that pretty well. "The Ring" gave me screaming nightmares for a week just from watching the scene where she crawls out of the television.

I still want to wish upon candles and believe in a lot of new-agey Wicca shit.

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19-01-2015, 08:02 PM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
Sometimes I stare into the dark expecting some eyes to appear. Confused

By the way, waiting one second for the microwave is absurd and ridiculous...




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Half a second is enough.

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19-01-2015, 08:24 PM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
For some reason, I nearly always keep the fortune in the fortune cookie. When I get home, I may throw it out or forget it & wash it into a laundry-induced paper lump. But right at the restaurant, I don't throw them out. No idea why.

Also, I sleep better if my feet are under the covers. Because, y'know, under-the-bed monsters live there. Evil_monster
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19-01-2015, 10:22 PM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
I've been trying to live a "neater" life, so I installed a tension bar behind my main shower bar to hang my drying, used towels on and always draw the curtain and leave the bathroom looking as spic and span as possible before I leave for work.

So of course when I get home I have to check for serial killers behind the curtain...just in case.

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19-01-2015, 10:47 PM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
(19-01-2015 08:24 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Also, I sleep better if my feet are under the covers. Because, y'know, under-the-bed monsters live there. Evil_monster

No, no, no. The OP said irrational. Nothing irrational about that. Ohmy

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20-01-2015, 04:49 PM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
(19-01-2015 10:22 PM)thesummerqueen Wrote:  I've been trying to live a "neater" life, so I installed a tension bar behind my main shower bar to hang my drying, used towels on and always draw the curtain and leave the bathroom looking as spic and span as possible before I leave for work.

So of course when I get home I have to check for serial killers behind the curtain...just in case.

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20-01-2015, 06:47 PM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
(19-01-2015 08:24 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Also, I sleep better if my feet are under the covers. Because, y'know, under-the-bed monsters live there. Evil_monster

Under the bed monsters live under the covers?

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20-01-2015, 07:39 PM
RE: Irrational thoughts that still creep into your mind, even though you know better
(20-01-2015 06:47 PM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  
(19-01-2015 08:24 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Also, I sleep better if my feet are under the covers. Because, y'know, under-the-bed monsters live there. Evil_monster

Under the bed monsters live under the covers?

Is John a zombie?

Yeah, I didn't explain that very we'll. Underbed monsters live under the bed (hence their name), but covers of any thickness thwart them. Y'see, it's better than armor.

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