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01-04-2014, 01:42 PM (This post was last modified: 01-04-2014 02:42 PM by stevec.)
Is God homosexual?
I opened the KJV of the Holly Babble at a random page and read:
Ezekiel 7:22
"My face I will turn also from them, and they shall pollute my secret place; for the robbers shall enter into it, and defile it."

Does God want to be buggered by thieves? It would be clearer if bending over and lowering trousers was mentioned. No doubt I have interpreted it wrongly but you never know with this stupid book.

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01-04-2014, 01:47 PM
RE: Is God a homosexual?
"God's" murdered his wife, and buried her in the basement of heaven. That's why we never hear about her.

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01-04-2014, 01:50 PM
RE: Is God a homosexual?
Did you just use homosexual as a noun?




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01-04-2014, 02:02 PM
RE: Is God a homosexual?
(01-04-2014 01:50 PM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  Did you just use homosexual as a noun?




So is this the start of a God is Gay movement? Tongue

Well, if God is gay he should avoid most of the Middle East, Russia, parts of Africa and several state here in the U S A.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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01-04-2014, 02:12 PM
RE: Is God a homosexual?
Perhaps that's why god created Adam first. If he was a heterosexual god he'd have created Eve first. Yup this character is gay for sure.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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01-04-2014, 02:14 PM
RE: Is God a homosexual?
Ancient Greek for "secret place" is "place from where I survey" Consider

Bummer, I was actually getting excited about this.

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01-04-2014, 02:14 PM
RE: Is God a homosexual?
(01-04-2014 02:12 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Perhaps that's why god created Adam first. If he was a heterosexual god he'd have created Eve first. Yup this character is gay for sure.

Well, that proves it.

Who's going to break it to the Xtards?

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01-04-2014, 02:16 PM
RE: Is God a homosexual?
I'll just leave this here...

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree...y-probably

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01-04-2014, 02:22 PM
RE: Is God a homosexual?
(01-04-2014 02:16 PM)rampant.a.i. Wrote:  I'll just leave this here...

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree...y-probably

That article says there is no biblical basis for Jeebus having a thing with Mary Magdalene which is true but I'm pretty sure one of the Gnostic gospels says he used to kiss her on the mouth and the other disciples didn't like it. So I'm going to hedge my bets and say he was bi. Wink

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01-04-2014, 02:48 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(01-04-2014 01:50 PM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  Did you just use homosexual as a noun?

OH Crap!
I changed the original title and didn't backspace far enough so it was inadvertent.
Nevertheless I did do.

So please accept my apologies.
Sorry.

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