Is God homosexual?
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01-04-2014, 06:05 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(01-04-2014 02:14 PM)undergroundp Wrote:  Ancient Greek for "secret place" is "place from where I survey" Consider

Bummer, I was actually getting excited about this.

No, no. It's a metaphor for poop chute! It's all good. He's a butt pirate, a rump ranger, an ass bandit, a rope smoker, a meat flutist, a sausage smuggler.. Okay, I'll stop now.

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01-04-2014, 06:13 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
No.
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01-04-2014, 06:15 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
................ O.o
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01-04-2014, 06:16 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(01-04-2014 02:48 PM)stevec Wrote:  
(01-04-2014 01:50 PM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  Did you just use homosexual as a noun?

OH Crap!
I changed the original title and didn't backspace far enough so it was inadvertent.
Nevertheless I did do.

So please accept my apologies.
Sorry.

'Tis rare for the ungrammatical to express remorse. How very honourable of you.

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01-04-2014, 06:17 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(01-04-2014 01:47 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  "God's" murdered his wife, and buried her in the basement of heaven. That's why we never hear about her.

kinda like that scientology guy?


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01-04-2014, 06:22 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(01-04-2014 02:14 PM)undergroundp Wrote:  Ancient Greek for "secret place" is "place from where I survey" Consider

Bummer, I was actually getting excited about this.

That just means He has his head up his arse. Smile

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01-04-2014, 06:23 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
Yes

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01-04-2014, 06:26 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
No fuck off, he's not one of us. Stop trying to push him onto us, he's your problem not ours.

Besides, he's nowhere near fabulous enough.
Take your Jesus and shove it up your vagina.
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01-04-2014, 06:49 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(01-04-2014 01:42 PM)stevec Wrote:  I opened the KJV of the Holly Babble at a random page and read:
Ezekiel 7:22
"My face I will turn also from them, and they shall pollute my secret place; for the robbers shall enter into it, and defile it."

Does God want to be buggered by thieves? It would be clearer if bending over and lowering trousers was mentioned. No doubt I have interpreted it wrongly but you never know with this stupid book.

He's bisexual. He also has a thing for 15-year-old virgin girls.
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01-04-2014, 08:49 PM
RE: Is God homosexual?
Yabut one of the Gnostic gospels has the disciples asking Jebus if he should turn Mary Magdalene into a guy so she can "fully participate" in the "sacred mysteries". Confused

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