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02-04-2014, 01:58 AM
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I hope so... either I want to Censored him in the Censored with a strap-on...

Or I want her to be a lesbian and lick my Censored until I Censored
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02-04-2014, 02:08 AM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(01-04-2014 08:49 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Yabut one of the Gnostic gospels has the disciples asking Jebus if he should turn Mary Magdalene into a guy so she can "fully participate" in the "sacred mysteries". Confused

This is the film that should be made. I'd definitely go and see this film.

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02-04-2014, 03:17 AM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(02-04-2014 02:08 AM)Eva Wrote:  
(01-04-2014 08:49 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Yabut one of the Gnostic gospels has the disciples asking Jebus if he should turn Mary Magdalene into a guy so she can "fully participate" in the "sacred mysteries". Confused

This is the film that should be made. I'd definitely go and see this film.

How about the Magdalena?

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And I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the Spear of Destiny. Consider

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02-04-2014, 03:42 AM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(02-04-2014 03:17 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(02-04-2014 02:08 AM)Eva Wrote:  This is the film that should be made. I'd definitely go and see this film.

How about the Magdalena?
And I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the Spear of Destiny. Consider

Do they want her to get a sex change? If they do, I'm in Laugh out load

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02-04-2014, 05:32 AM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(02-04-2014 03:42 AM)Eva Wrote:  
(02-04-2014 03:17 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  How about the Magdalena?
And I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the Spear of Destiny. Consider

Do they want her to get a sex change? If they do, I'm in Laugh out load

No, I think she's just fine as is. Thumbsup

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02-04-2014, 05:38 AM
RE: Is God homosexual?
Trinity is just a metaphor for threesome.

Jesus on a spit.

Does Jesus spit?

Nah, he'd swallow.

Wow, I am usually not that grose.

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02-04-2014, 06:34 AM
RE: Is God homosexual?
Now we all know God is homophobic.

Oops!

Did I just acknowledge the existence of, uh, uh, G/god. And, what does that mean?

Help, I'm drowning in semantic hell.

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02-04-2014, 07:19 AM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(02-04-2014 06:34 AM)Dee Wrote:  Now we all know God is homophobic.

Oops!

Did I just acknowledge the existence of, uh, uh, G/god. And, what does that mean?

Help, I'm drowning in semantic hell.

A lot of people who wrote about their god and put words into their god's mouth were homophobic. The actual psychological idiosyncrasies of any supernatural cosmic beings, if they at all exist, is currently unknown.

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02-04-2014, 09:32 AM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(01-04-2014 06:05 PM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  
(01-04-2014 02:14 PM)undergroundp Wrote:  Ancient Greek for "secret place" is "place from where I survey" Consider

Bummer, I was actually getting excited about this.

No, no. It's a metaphor for poop chute! It's all good. He's a butt pirate, a rump ranger, an ass bandit, a rope smoker, a meat flutist, a sausage smuggler.. Okay, I'll stop now.
So, in other words, he's a fudge packer. Tongue

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02-04-2014, 09:46 AM
RE: Is God homosexual?
(02-04-2014 01:58 AM)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:  I hope so... either I want to Censored him in the Censored with a strap-on...

Or I want her to be a lesbian and lick my Censored until I Censored

WHOA!!!! Ohmy

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