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10-05-2012, 11:25 AM
Is Google god?
Google knows everything!

Last week I was looking at Persimmon trees on Amazon. Now TTA serves me ads for trees... Same thing happened when I checked out automatic bread makers on Amazon. TTA was serving me ads for them.

Google is omniscient and omnipotent and takes attendance! Probably it now recorded that atheists like persimmons and home baked bread.

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10-05-2012, 11:28 AM
RE: Is Google god?
I get ads for Cleveland and Nike golf equipment.

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.”

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10-05-2012, 11:34 AM
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(10-05-2012 11:28 AM)germanyt Wrote:  I get ads for Cleveland and Nike golf equipment.

Yeah, sure, hidden amongst the Cialis ads and the dating site promos.


I got an add on Yahoo asking if I wanted to be, as a valued leader in the field, a speaker at a women's business conference....
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10-05-2012, 11:34 AM
RE: Is Google god?
Is Google God?


Yes.
But this too, shall pass. Shy

I think in the end, I just feel like I'm a secular person who has a skeptical eye toward any extraordinary claim, carefully examining any extraordinary evidence before jumping to conclusions. ~ Eric ~ My friend ... who figured it out.
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10-05-2012, 11:58 AM
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(10-05-2012 11:34 AM)kim Wrote:  Is Google God?


Yes.
But this too, shall pass. Shy
I like the way you think Consider

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10-05-2012, 11:59 AM
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(10-05-2012 11:34 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Yeah, sure, hidden amongst the Cialis ads and the dating site promos.



And penis pumps. Blush Blush

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10-05-2012, 12:03 PM
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C Evil_monster Evil_monster kies are the work of the devil Big Grin

You're never going to say the things you want to say.
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10-05-2012, 12:07 PM
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(10-05-2012 11:59 AM)germanyt Wrote:  
(10-05-2012 11:34 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Yeah, sure, hidden amongst the Cialis ads and the dating site promos.



And penis pumps. Blush Blush
No sweat boys... I see God in the mirror every day, too. Wink

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10-05-2012, 12:12 PM
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(10-05-2012 12:07 PM)kim Wrote:  No sweat boys... I see God in the mirror every day, too. Wink


"This too" ain't gonna pass all THAT fast.

In 10 years, EVERYONE will be going to Google University.

In 50 years, we will connect our brains to GoogleNet.

The Ivy's are in BIG trouble. Smartass

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10-05-2012, 12:40 PM
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Google Uni? Better than Jebus Camp.
50 years? My brain will be long-dead worm-fodder but my words will live on, on this site.
Worms and Words - epitaph?

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