Is a sperm a living creature?
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28-04-2017, 07:21 PM
Is a sperm a living creature?
(28-04-2017 07:11 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(27-04-2017 08:58 PM)KUSA Wrote:  What do you do, walk to the bathroom dripping jiz on the rug? You should keep a sock handy for a quick wipe up.

A sock? Blink


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28-04-2017, 09:58 PM
RE: Is a sperm a living creature?
Strictly speaking, creatures need a creator.
So the answer to the question is "no".
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29-04-2017, 09:51 AM
RE: Is a sperm a living creature?
(28-04-2017 07:21 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(28-04-2017 07:11 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  A sock? Blink


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Chicks don't use jizz rags dude. If they need it, they penguin walk into the bathroom. Unless the poster Jeanne is a man with a female handle.

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29-04-2017, 11:56 AM
Is a sperm a living creature?
If it's dripping then something needs to mop that seed up.
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29-04-2017, 12:20 PM
RE: Is a sperm a living creature?
(28-04-2017 07:21 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(28-04-2017 07:11 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  A sock? Blink


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Way too much information. Just, way too much.Rolleyes

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29-04-2017, 01:32 PM
RE: Is a sperm a living creature?
(29-04-2017 12:20 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(28-04-2017 07:21 PM)KUSA Wrote:  [Image: f74ac7057c0e1d1a9b60f8b4a1098bd2.jpg]

Way too much information. Just, way too much.Rolleyes

Urban dictionary is the shit. Just don't look up Tijuana Muddy River.

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29-04-2017, 03:54 PM
RE: Is a sperm a living creature?
(29-04-2017 01:32 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(29-04-2017 12:20 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Way too much information. Just, way too much.Rolleyes

Urban dictionary is the shit. Just don't look up Tijuana Muddy River.

Well now I have to look it up Wink
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29-04-2017, 06:57 PM
RE: Is a sperm a living creature?
I had a vasectomy twenty years ago so I permanently murdered all mine, just call me genocidal.
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29-04-2017, 07:16 PM
Is a sperm a living creature?
(29-04-2017 06:57 PM)adey67 Wrote:  I had a vasectomy twenty years ago so I permanently murdered all mine, just call me genocidal.


You didn't murder them. You just grounded them to their room forever.
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29-04-2017, 07:23 PM
RE: Is a sperm a living creature?
(29-04-2017 07:16 PM)KUSA Wrote:  
(29-04-2017 06:57 PM)adey67 Wrote:  I had a vasectomy twenty years ago so I permanently murdered all mine, just call me genocidal.


You didn't murder them. You just grounded them to their room forever.

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