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06-09-2014, 09:24 PM
RE: Is it weird? A dumb and possibly gross forum game
Well this thread got weird fast.

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06-09-2014, 09:29 PM
RE: Is it weird? A dumb and possibly gross forum game
OP said weird and possibly gross... I could do far worse Angel

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06-09-2014, 09:31 PM
RE: Is it weird? A dumb and possibly gross forum game
Haha, do you mean wetsuits for water sports?
(06-09-2014 09:02 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 08:58 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  You know I've always wondered about that..... Consider

Also, you might want to clarify you're profession, lest newbies assume you're into some kinky shit. Tongue

Nah - let it be a mystery. Tongue
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06-09-2014, 09:43 PM
RE: Is it weird? A dumb and possibly gross forum game
Pointing your shower head at your butt hole, with it on the massage setting, because you got tired of wiping, so as to use it like a hand held bidet, isn't weird is it? Confused

What? I like being clean, damn it!

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06-09-2014, 09:44 PM
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(06-09-2014 09:43 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Pointing your shower head at your butt hole, with it on the massage setting, because you got tired of wiping, so as to use it like a hand held bidet, isn't weird is it? Confused

What? I like being clean, damn it!

In some parts of the world, they call those a bidet.

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06-09-2014, 09:47 PM
RE: Is it weird? A dumb and possibly gross forum game
(06-09-2014 09:44 PM)Logisch Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 09:43 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Pointing your shower head at your butt hole, with it on the massage setting, because you got tired of wiping, so as to use it like a hand held bidet, isn't weird is it? Confused

What? I like being clean, damn it!

In some parts of the world, they call those a bidet.

That's why I included the word in my first sentence Wink

Is a bidet anything used in that manner, or just the toilet looking thing stuck to the bathroom floor? [edit] Serious question: I really don't know!

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06-09-2014, 09:48 PM
RE: Is it weird? A dumb and possibly gross forum game
(06-09-2014 09:47 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 09:44 PM)Logisch Wrote:  In some parts of the world, they call those a bidet.

That's why I included the word in my first sentence Wink

Is a bidet anything used in that manner, or just the toilet looking things stuck to the bathroom floor?

You don't have a bidet with a massage setting?

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07-09-2014, 06:54 AM
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(06-09-2014 08:58 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 08:50 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Is it weird that all my closest friends regularly dress up in rubber suits and proceed to pee inside them?

You know I've always wondered about that..... Consider

Also, you might want to clarify you're profession, lest newbies assume you're into some kinky shit. Tongue

Who cares what newbies think? Wink

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07-09-2014, 06:57 AM
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(06-09-2014 09:21 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Is it weird that I get paid to shove tubes up urethras? I've handled more penises in a day than many prostitutes Drinking Beverage

Bowing

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07-09-2014, 08:45 AM
RE: Is it weird? A dumb and possibly gross forum game
(06-09-2014 03:28 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  ...
Is it weird that I blow my nose in the shower?
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More weird if you blew someone else's.

Is it weird that I don't like the taste of water?

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