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29-11-2011, 07:53 AM
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
How to put this without sounding weird...er.
If man doesn't partake in "extra-curricular activities" for a period of time he will experience some noticeable alterations to his body and behavior. The most troubling of these is a 40% increase in testosterone which everyone knows is not what you want in your system if you want to be a calm individual. That's right folks. If you ain't jerkin the gerkin then you'll turn into the hulk and go on a rampage.

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29-11-2011, 11:58 PM
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
Like anything, it's great in moderation.

Shhhh... I also get a little cranky when it's been too long and I'm female Big Grin
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30-11-2011, 01:32 AM
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
(29-11-2011 07:53 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  How to put this without sounding weird...er.
If man doesn't partake in "extra-curricular activities" for a period of time he will experience some noticeable alterations to his body and behavior. The most troubling of these is a 40% increase in testosterone which everyone knows is not what you want in your system if you want to be a calm individual. That's right folks. If you ain't jerkin the gerkin then you'll turn into the hulk and go on a rampage.

I've read somewhere about that as well. Apparently you reach a peak at 7 days.

As for the video that Thammuz linked, I find it hilarious that she can go around condemning an entire group of people with a smile on her face and a happy-go-lucky attitude.
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30-11-2011, 06:40 AM
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
Have you ever seen how a boxer can't have sex a few days before the match? The reason is the testosterone and aggressiveness that comes with it. Everyone feel more calm and relaxed after masturbating/sex, it applies to both man and women. If you lack the aggressiveness for some reason, just hold it for a few days.

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30-11-2011, 08:09 AM
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
(28-11-2011 11:23 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I guess 43 ain't too early to kick in the preventive medicine. Gotta love science. Wink

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30-11-2011, 10:42 AM
 
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
(29-11-2011 11:58 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  Like anything, it's great in moderation.

Shhhh... I also get a little cranky when it's been too long and I'm female Big Grin

I agree with you.
Most of the time, I don't masturbate alone, unless I am depressed.
I know that sounds awkward, but it's true.
When I say alone I don't mean, someone sitting in the corner, doing the same.
O_O That's just wierd.
I mean like I will have phone sex.
(Actually have had it the past 3 nights) Wink

If I wait forever to do it, all of my emotions build up & I eventually explode.
When I explode, it may be in anger, or I just want to "fuck someone's brains out".
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30-11-2011, 02:11 PM
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
Apparently the average for men in Britain is 2.5 a week (I did hear that from a stand up comedy show so it may not be completely accurate).

Does anyone think that sounds realistic and if so do we think that that's a healthy amount?

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30-11-2011, 02:49 PM
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When I meet people like that girl I can't help but grope them =p

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30-11-2011, 05:04 PM
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(30-11-2011 10:42 AM)calmyourtitsbro Wrote:  I mean like I will have phone sex.
(Actually have had it the past 3 nights) Wink

So you had to suddenly vanish to 'do your homework' last night did you Wink?

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30-11-2011, 05:13 PM
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
Masterbations all good fun.....

....untill someone gets hit in the eye Tongue

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