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10-12-2011, 06:41 AM
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
I used to think that Satan was inside me whispering Tongue It was a hell of a turn off actually since I'm hetero and I've always imagined Satan as male. Used to feel guilty lots. At school too, everyone was doing it but it was utterly utterly taboo to talk about it, and it was a mortal insult to be called a wanker (I was at an all-boys school). Even now... I would struggle to talk about it irl.
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12-12-2011, 03:11 PM
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I took my earlier and wrote full blog post on the subject. I have entitled it On and on and onanism.

http://apostatexp.blogspot.com/2011/12/o...anism.html

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12-12-2011, 03:22 PM
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
(12-12-2011 03:11 PM)Apostate XP Wrote:  I took my earlier and wrote full blog post on the subject. I have entitled it On and on and onanism.

http://apostatexp.blogspot.com/2011/12/o...anism.html

I liked your post for the clever title, then I read the blog post and it was great Smile Very well written. A credit to wanking sir Wink
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12-12-2011, 06:18 PM
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(12-12-2011 03:11 PM)Apostate XP Wrote:  I took my earlier and wrote full blog post on the subject. I have entitled it On and on and onanism.

http://apostatexp.blogspot.com/2011/12/o...anism.html

Does anyone know if any other denominations or sects think Onanism is a sin besides the Roman Catholics? I've only ever heard of it in a Catholic context. I don't know any Protestants that read that story in Genesis and think it has anything to do with masturbation. For Christ's sake, he was having sex with his brother's widow, he wasn't fappin' one out in the bathroom. Where did they get masturbation from that?

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12-12-2011, 08:15 PM
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(12-12-2011 06:18 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Does anyone know if any other denominations or sects think Onanism is a sin besides the Roman Catholics?

Well, most protestant denominations until the mid 20th century regarded it as a sin. But in keeping with the Protestant tradition of changing doctrines whenever they feel like it and starting up new churches, etc. many have reversed their opinions to view it as minor, or in the case of the more liberal Churches - a good thing.

Wikipedia has a whole article about the religious on masturbation:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_v...sturbation

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12-12-2011, 08:18 PM
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It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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12-12-2011, 11:47 PM (This post was last modified: 12-12-2011 11:49 PM by morondog.)
RE: Is masturbation harmless fun?
(12-12-2011 08:15 PM)Apostate XP Wrote:  Well, most protestant denominations until the mid 20th century regarded it as a sin. But in keeping with the Protestant tradition of changing doctrines whenever they feel like it and starting up new churches, etc. many have reversed their opinions to view it as minor, or in the case of the more liberal Churches - a good thing.

Ahahaha, you remind me of a fun camp I went on with some protestants. I was still in my looking for God phase and got invited to this "man's camp". We spent the *entire weekend* with youth leaders of varying shades of red telling us of how they used to be such terrible wankers and how they overcame the temptation Smile It was so funny I nearly cried. All these poor bastards were standing up there giving tips for how to "avoid temptation" and "find a buddy you can talk to about it"... Oh my word... The interesting thing was that not one guy over there was gonna stand up and say "um, I still wank", including me. All of the tips and so on were "I used to do this right up until a couple of years ago"...
The other funny thing was how scared they were of the girls finding out Tongue It was border-line retarded. This was university FFS.
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13-12-2011, 01:22 PM
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(12-12-2011 11:47 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(12-12-2011 08:15 PM)Apostate XP Wrote:  Well, most protestant denominations until the mid 20th century regarded it as a sin. But in keeping with the Protestant tradition of changing doctrines whenever they feel like it and starting up new churches, etc. many have reversed their opinions to view it as minor, or in the case of the more liberal Churches - a good thing.

Ahahaha, you remind me of a fun camp I went on with some protestants. I was still in my looking for God phase and got invited to this "man's camp". We spent the *entire weekend* with youth leaders of varying shades of red telling us of how they used to be such terrible wankers and how they overcame the temptation Smile It was so funny I nearly cried. All these poor bastards were standing up there giving tips for how to "avoid temptation" and "find a buddy you can talk to about it"... Oh my word... The interesting thing was that not one guy over there was gonna stand up and say "um, I still wank", including me. All of the tips and so on were "I used to do this right up until a couple of years ago"...
The other funny thing was how scared they were of the girls finding out Tongue It was border-line retarded. This was university FFS.

Maybe they meant, "I used to do this right up until a couple of hours ago." Smile

I had a cousin visit me back in my young pastor Erxomai days. He slept on the floor in my living room. The next morning he asked me straight out of the blue, did I watch porn and masturbate. I said, yes, and of course couched it in a bunch of holy terminology that essentially said that I felt guilty about it and was asking God to help me stop. He then proceeded to tell me that he had gone a year without masturbating but that last night, while sleeping on my living room floor he masturbated. After I squashed the urge to go rent a carpet cleaner, he explained very solemnly that I had allowed demons into my home because of my porn and masturbation and that those demons had then tempted him to lust and masturbate.
I am happy to announce that even in my theist days, I thought this was a load of crap, but to voice that would label me an obvious backslider. Smile

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13-12-2011, 03:00 PM
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If you have sex with your own clone is that incest or masturbation? What if your clone rejected your advances... That has GOT to hurt.
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13-12-2011, 03:53 PM
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(13-12-2011 03:00 PM)davidbehrns Wrote:  If you have sex with your own clone is that incest or masturbation? What if your clone rejected your advances... That has GOT to hurt.


If you take it anyway, is it rape?


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