Is the Bible nonsensical?
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11-06-2016, 09:18 AM
Is the Bible nonsensical?
The Bible is absurd, it is unintentionally funny; although, the Bible is so good sometimes, it's blinding.
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11-06-2016, 09:23 AM
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11-06-2016, 09:25 AM
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(11-06-2016 09:18 AM)carusmm Wrote:  The Bible is absurd, it is unintentionally funny; although, the Bible is so good sometimes, it's blinding.

Yeah, the bible is great for toilet paper. I used it for a paper mache` project once which worked very well because the paper is so thin and the paper edges blended really well. It was blinding, I tell you....blinding! Shocking

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11-06-2016, 09:38 AM
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(11-06-2016 09:25 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(11-06-2016 09:18 AM)carusmm Wrote:  The Bible is absurd, it is unintentionally funny; although, the Bible is so good sometimes, it's blinding.

Yeah, the bible is great for toilet paper. I used it for a paper mache` project once which worked very well because the paper is so thin and the paper edges blended really well. It was blinding, I tell you....blinding! Shocking

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11-06-2016, 10:43 AM
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(11-06-2016 09:25 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(11-06-2016 09:18 AM)carusmm Wrote:  The Bible is absurd, it is unintentionally funny; although, the Bible is so good sometimes, it's blinding.

Yeah, the bible is great for toilet paper. Shocking

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11-06-2016, 10:45 AM
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Gettin' pretty spammy there sport.
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11-06-2016, 11:39 AM
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(11-06-2016 09:18 AM)carusmm Wrote:  The Bible is absurd, it is unintentionally funny; although, the Bible is so good sometimes, it's blinding.

Saying the bible has some good stories in it is like finding a piece of corn in poop. The bible would be laughable if it were not for the fact people take it seriously.

But to be fair, all religions claim they have good in them, and that is not a wrong statement, but those stories are not really where our good is coming from. Our species morality isn't in any religion, but in our evolution. Humans simply wrongfully attach morality to the club and book.

There has never been or is now, any such thing as a perfectly unifying religion. Every religion as an umbrella label has competing sub sects that do not agree how the holy writings or heros should be followed. You cant for example, get a Chinese Buddhist to agree with a Tibet Buddhist and or a Japanes Buddhist. Just like you cant get a Sunni and Shiite to agree. Just like you cant get a White Tea party Evangelical Baptist Trump voter to agree with a black Obama voting Baptist.

But being specific to the God character of the bible, it is the same god of Abraham as the Jewish and Muslim books. And back then even in polytheism, most humans lived under local tribal royalty where loyalty was demanded. That is why those god characters are depicted as rulers over kingdoms, because back then the people that wrote them were living under local tribes.

Even the first Buddha was depicted as being born of Royalty in that of Queen Maya.

Not even the rulers of ancient Greece and Rome were elected officials, even they were a ruling family where you either had to murder them to take over, or the Caesars handed power down to a family member. All still not elected rulers.

Humans in most of antiquity lived under ruling families and those families and even the serfs below them mistook the local tribe's success as coming from a divine source.

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11-06-2016, 11:58 AM
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The KJV Bible was written by many different men, every book translated at least twice - some more -- then, over a thousand years after the newest of any of these books were written- were edited and recompiled in Old English by the minions of a King with an agenda.

And you expect it to make fucking sense??????


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Wow...


That's all I can say...

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11-06-2016, 12:00 PM
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It's really only funny in a contrast to considering how other people think of it when you fully take in a section of it

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11-06-2016, 06:24 PM
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Beautiful words cannot cover a dark meaning. The Bible is blindingly good at deception.
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