Is this... heaven?
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01-03-2011, 09:39 PM
 
Is this... heaven?
See what I did there? Heaven? 'cause it's an atheist forum? Eh? Eh?

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Name's Charles, 17, Massachusetts, 6'7", black hair, blue eyes.

Minus the 6'7" and blue eyes.
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01-03-2011, 11:25 PM
RE: Is this... heaven?
It is closer to heaven than anything you will find in a church.

When I find myself in times of trouble, Richard Dawkins comes to me, speaking words of reason, now I see, now I see.
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02-03-2011, 05:09 AM
RE: Is this... heaven?
Yes. Yes it is. We're all dead. Every. One. Of. Us.

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02-03-2011, 01:54 PM
 
RE: Is this... heaven?
Good enough, haha thanks.
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02-03-2011, 02:06 PM
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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02-03-2011, 04:35 PM
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Welcome to TTAF!

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02-03-2011, 04:53 PM
 
RE: Is this... heaven?
This is Heaven if you want to call it that. Either way it's a real place. Something that can not be said about that other place.

Tongue Welcome! Smile
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02-03-2011, 05:45 PM
 
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(02-03-2011 02:06 PM)Cubic Bubbles Wrote:  There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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That was, so. So. So. Meani- random.



(02-03-2011 04:53 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  This is Heaven if you want to call it that. Either way it's a real place. Something that can not be said about that other place.

Tongue Welcome! Smile

You've obviously never been to a candy store. HEAVEN IS REAL AND YOU'RE A POOPYHEAD FOR NOT KNOWING SO.

and thanks for the welcome, guys.
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02-03-2011, 06:03 PM
 
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(02-03-2011 04:53 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  This is Heaven if you want to call it that. Either way it's a real place. Something that can not be said about that other place.

Tongue Welcome! Smile

You've obviously never been to a candy store. HEAVEN IS REAL AND YOU'RE A POOPYHEAD FOR NOT KNOWING SO.

and thanks for the welcome, guys.
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I've been to candy stores before and they are not Heaven, but hell! I have it on good authority from my hips, and my BowFlex! Tongue
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02-03-2011, 06:06 PM
 
RE: Is this... heaven?
Your hips lie. Don't listen to shakira.

Your bowflex should love candy stores, they give it a purpose in life ;D

Also, if weight below the hip is your problem, just find a nice hispanic or black man, they always appreciate said weight. And by they, I mean we. And by we, I mean me.

Now I want to go to heaven.
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