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18-09-2015, 03:58 AM
Isis recruitment thread.
Are you anti life?
Do you despise anything or anyone different?
Do you wish to see the world destroyed?
Are you anti science?
Do you think Mohammed was not a pedophile?

If so, call 1800 ISIS now. You could be beheading people next week!
Think of the blood.
Think of the fun!
You can even use a blunt knife!
We don't care.

Of course there may be an element of danger. You may get staffed by an A10. But think of the virgins! All those virgins!

So if you are a man with a small penis who cannot get laid, get killed first. Then you will at least get 76 virgins.

76!!!

Forget logic. Forget freedom. They are nothing compared to an explosive death followed by 76 really ugly women no other man would touch!

Call now, our lines are open!

1800 ISIS

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18-09-2015, 04:03 AM
RE: Isis recruitment thread.
(18-09-2015 03:58 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Are you anti life?
Do you despise anything or anyone different?
Do you wish to see the world destroyed?
Are you anti science?
Do you think Mohammed was not a pedophile?

If so, call 1800 ISIS now. You could be beheading people next week!
Think of the blood.
Think of the fun!
You can even use a blunt knife!
We don't care.

Of course there may be an element of danger. You may get staffed by an A10. But think of the virgins! All those virgins!

So if you are a man with a small penis who cannot get laid, get killed first. Then you will at least get 76 virgins.

76!!!

Forget logic. Forget freedom. They are nothing compared to an explosive death followed by 76 really ugly women no other man would touch!

Call now, our lines are open!

1800 ISIS

Isn't this Ted Cruz's plan to defeat ISIS? Just put up recruitment fliers and kill whoever shows up? Consider

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18-09-2015, 04:06 AM
RE: Isis recruitment thread.
Who?


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18-09-2015, 04:09 AM
RE: Isis recruitment thread.
(18-09-2015 04:06 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Who?


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Ted Cruz, one of the idiots in the clown car that is the Republicunt race for the Presidency in 2016.

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18-09-2015, 04:13 AM
RE: Isis recruitment thread.
(18-09-2015 04:09 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(18-09-2015 04:06 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Who?


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Ted Cruz, one of the idiots in the clown car that is the Republicunt race for the Presidency in 2016.

Banjo is Australian and probably has better things to do than keep up with American politics

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18-09-2015, 04:14 AM
RE: Isis recruitment thread.
Really? Okay. Sounds funny and desperate. Smile

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18-09-2015, 04:19 AM
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(18-09-2015 04:14 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Really? Okay. Sounds funny and desperate. Smile

Also, terrifying. This guy is such a dumbshit his proposed 'immigration reform' would actually cause himself to be deported... Facepalm

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18-09-2015, 04:51 AM
RE: Isis recruitment thread.
(18-09-2015 03:58 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Then you will at least get 76 virgins.

76!!!

76 virgins? Someone's a little greedy. Dodgy
I was only promised 72.

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18-09-2015, 05:27 AM
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(18-09-2015 04:51 AM)cactus Wrote:  
(18-09-2015 03:58 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Then you will at least get 76 virgins.

76!!!

76 virgins? Someone's a little greedy. Dodgy
I was only promised 72.

At ISIS we give you 4 extra.

Deny and we remove your head!

Alliarrrrr Ackabarrraasisty!

Stupid pagan.

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18-09-2015, 05:41 AM
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(18-09-2015 03:58 AM)Banjo Wrote:  You can even use a blunt knife!

Blunt knife is used only when it`s personal. When you look for efficiency sharp is the name of the game.

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