Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
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21-04-2014, 09:41 PM
Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
Wouldn't life be grand if everything Jack Chick wrote about it in his tracts was real? You would have personal conversations with God, and he'd answer you directly or use supernatural means to do so if you were a true Christian. You'd see demons and be able to perform exorcisms - because demons are everywhere. Your prayers would be answered almost always. If you prayed the sinner's prayer, you'd have a one way ticket to heaven that you CANNOT LOSE! If Jack Chick's world was real, here is how I'd do it.
  • Go to college and screw as many women as absolutely possible.
  • Drink like a fish.
  • When I was done, I'd pray the sinner's prayer to get saved.
  • I'd actively pray for me death, and I'd take up dangerous activities in the hopes that I'd die so that I could begin my new life in my mansion in heaven.

Fundies have it so easy!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1055/1055_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp
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21-04-2014, 09:43 PM
RE: Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
Er, no.

OK I am sensing a troll.

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21-04-2014, 09:58 PM
RE: Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
Sorry, it was meant as sarcasm. I'm on my personal journey trying to figure out what is true. Jack Chick has put out some of the most ridiculous stuff that I'd bet money that he's done more to push people towards atheism than to convert people to Christianity.

I'm either having a crisis of faith or I'm on the road to freedom - depending upon your POV. When exploring some of the other Christian denominations, I came across Jack Chick and his website. You won't find the truth on that site, but you will find humor if you want to spend time looking thru his tracts. Some funny stuff IMHO.
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21-04-2014, 10:26 PM
RE: Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
Comics for the Godless

http://issuu.com/godlesscomics/docs/godl...-_sky_cake

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21-04-2014, 10:55 PM
RE: Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
We shall see. Cool

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22-04-2014, 12:54 AM (This post was last modified: 22-04-2014 12:58 AM by Taqiyya Mockingbird.)
RE: Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
(21-04-2014 09:41 PM)Plan 9 from OS Wrote:  Wouldn't life be grand if everything Jack Chick wrote about it in his tracts was real?

Yes life would be so simple and more confused (LOL Jim Morrison ref).

Relax and enjoy surfing the forum. You don't need to "try so hard". Really.




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22-04-2014, 04:48 AM
RE: Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
(22-04-2014 12:54 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(21-04-2014 09:41 PM)Plan 9 from OS Wrote:  Wouldn't life be grand if everything Jack Chick wrote about it in his tracts was real?

Yes life would be so simple and more confused (LOL Jim Morrison ref).

Relax and enjoy surfing the forum. You don't need to "try so hard". Really.




Not trying to win points here. I ran across this stuff awhile back when people were telling me that my faith was the whore of Babylon. When I read thru the site, it makes life look extremely simple. Think how awesome it would be if you knew you would live forever in eternal bliss by reciting 20 words one time in your life. Plus you would not need faith because angels and demons would make themselves known to you.

I've always been extremely frustrated by fundamentalists. I get baptists coming to my house from time to time spouting this stuff trying to convert me. It gets old.
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22-04-2014, 06:11 AM
RE: Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
Damn. I've never seen those tracts in their entirety. I've seen little snippets here and there before, but I didn't realize they were so long.

I like how any dissenting view point is always presented by a raving lunatic incapable of rational discourse, and that view is always a stupid strawman. Anyone who read these and went out into the really real world to talk to people would look like a moron.
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22-04-2014, 10:08 AM
RE: Isn't the world of Jack Chick Beautiful?
(21-04-2014 09:41 PM)Plan 9 from OS Wrote:  Wouldn't life be grand if everything Jack Chick wrote about it in his tracts was real? You would have personal conversations with God, and he'd answer you directly or use supernatural means to do so if you were a true Christian. You'd see demons and be able to perform exorcisms - because demons are everywhere. Your prayers would be answered almost always. If you prayed the sinner's prayer, you'd have a one way ticket to heaven that you CANNOT LOSE! If Jack Chick's world was real, here is how I'd do it.
  • Go to college and screw as many women as absolutely possible.
  • Drink like a fish.
  • When I was done, I'd pray the sinner's prayer to get saved.
  • I'd actively pray for me death, and I'd take up dangerous activities in the hopes that I'd die so that I could begin my new life in my mansion in heaven.

Fundies have it so easy!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1055/1055_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp
You actually think all that would be a good thing? Ohmy

Edit:
Nevermind. I just realized your subsequent post said you were being sarcastic.

I am not accountable to any God. I am accountable to myself - and not because I think I am God as some theists would try to assert - but because, no matter what actions I take, thoughts I think, or words I utter, I have to be able to live with myself.
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