It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
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14-07-2016, 07:51 PM (This post was last modified: 14-07-2016 08:04 PM by Banjo.)
It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
Hmmmm. I don't know what to make of this. Thoughts?

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14-07-2016, 07:53 PM
RE: It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
That's sure to put quite a strain on anyone's wallet.
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14-07-2016, 07:54 PM
RE: It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
Does it come with a cool membership pack?

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14-07-2016, 07:54 PM
RE: It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
Does it come with a free box of pasta?
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14-07-2016, 07:56 PM
RE: It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
I'll pass, too rich in carbs


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14-07-2016, 08:00 PM
RE: It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
Well what do you get? Just a certificate? I never wanted to be ordained as funny as it sounds and I love a good religion joke but that's kinda expensive for a piece of paper.

The main thing is I don't want to anger the real God, his holy crunchiness Capn. Crunch, I've already been ordained in his Church of the Sacred Crunch Berries. He wouldn't get that mad probably, I'd just have to go a week without Peanut Butter Crunch and it's just not worth it.

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14-07-2016, 08:03 PM
RE: It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
I'll remain a Baptist minister, a Dude, a Pagan priest and some other things I joined and forgot. Smile

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14-07-2016, 09:55 PM
RE: It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
I was just thinking about the Dude! Free ordination for all, right?

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14-07-2016, 10:15 PM
RE: It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
(14-07-2016 09:55 PM)Icextentialist Wrote:  I was just thinking about the Dude! Free ordination for all, right?

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Yep. Smile

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14-07-2016, 10:17 PM
RE: It costs $25.00 to be ordained in the pasta church.
It's well worth it.

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