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04-01-2015, 08:00 AM
It's Time To Get Serious
Ok, so we've had our fun goofing around, calling each other names, and puking all over each other's threads and so forth. It's been a blast, but now it's time to get down to work.

You've probably been asking yourself, who is this Bozo character and WTF is he doing trying to screw up our nice little chat room with all that thinking shit??

You've waited long enough for an answer, and now it's time for His Bozoness to come clean, lay it all bare, spill the beans, and reveal his true mission here.

I'm here to teach you baby atheists how to talk to God.

No, no, no His Bozoness is not God, he's just the greatest human sage of all time, and nothing more.

No, I mean the true God, the real thing, the God that everybody else is talking about.

But, but, but all you little butts say....

"THERE IS NO PROOF OF GOD!!! SHOW US THE FUCKING EVIDENCE YOU WANKER THEIST DIPSHIT!!!!"

Well, so ok, here it is. The proof of god's existence is that....

God has a website.

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Yup. Didn't see that one coming, did you? You bet, God has a website, and if it's on the Internet, it must be true. Proof! So there!

Well, enough of all this pitter patter chitter chatter, it's time for you to talk to God yourself. Have fun!!

http://chatwithigod.com/igod.html
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04-01-2015, 08:07 AM (This post was last modified: 04-01-2015 08:13 AM by gofish!.)
RE: It's Time To Get Serious
(04-01-2015 08:00 AM)Baba Bozo Wrote:  Yup. Didn't see that one coming, did you?

No, I'm afraid we did. Rolleyes

Er...thanks, but no thanks.

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04-01-2015, 08:23 AM
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iGod is incompatible with iPad; how typical.

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04-01-2015, 08:31 AM
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(04-01-2015 08:23 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  iGod is incompatible with iPad; how typical.

Darn, sorry about that.

Oh well, I talked to God about this on my special red phone, and he said it would be ok for you to be an atheist then.

When you die, just enter this coupon code "XUysty32b" in the form outside the pearly gates, and you'll be automatically processed in to the cheap seats in heaven.

If you ever get a real computer, then you can of course talk to God yourself and ask for the free upgrade.

Until then, happy disbelieving!
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04-01-2015, 08:39 AM
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(04-01-2015 08:00 AM)Baba Bozo Wrote:  Didn't see that one coming, did you?

we saw it coming from the beginning, we've seen it several times already
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04-01-2015, 08:50 AM
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Ok, you shot your wad.
That means you'll be leaving now?
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04-01-2015, 08:57 AM
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So your god had a terrible accident, and can't re-grow his legs either ?
Tell him to shave and get a damn haircut, then we can talk.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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04-01-2015, 09:00 AM
RE: It's Time To Get Serious
Bottom line - Bozo is a fake, a fraud.

The shock I feel is, well, never mind, there is no shock in that revelation.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

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04-01-2015, 09:05 AM
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(04-01-2015 08:39 AM)Ace Wrote:  we saw it coming from the beginning, we've seen it several times already

Saw WHAT coming? Do you have even the slightest idea what this thread is about?

I mean, none of my business really, but you know, just being nosy and all....
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04-01-2015, 09:07 AM
RE: It's Time To Get Serious
Ok, the data is in, and so far we have two posters who know what this thread is about. Me, and the good fellow with the iPad. Honestly, you guys are too much. :-)

But the good news is, you don't have to talk to the Bozo anymore, cause now you can talk to God. Get to work!
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