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17-03-2017, 05:19 PM
It's a shame they don't get sarcasm
Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate

"The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra."
Laugh out load

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17-03-2017, 06:24 PM
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(17-03-2017 05:19 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate

That's one way to end the budget deficit.

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17-03-2017, 06:59 PM
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I may as well send 'em my cheque for $255,000 right now.

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17-03-2017, 07:17 PM
It's a shame they don't get sarcasm
If I had to pay $100.00, I'd be masturbating on her face.

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17-03-2017, 10:22 PM
RE: It's a shame they don't get sarcasm
Can't jerk off in this country without being taxed these days....

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17-03-2017, 10:39 PM
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I know this is a sarcastic submission. But I have clenched my teeth many times over the thought that a woman of child-bearing years often has to fight like hell to get birth control but Viagra has been covered by insurance without so much as an argument against it. Dodgy

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17-03-2017, 11:10 PM
RE: It's a shame they don't get sarcasm
(17-03-2017 10:39 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I know this is a sarcastic submission. But I have clenched my teeth many times over the thought that a woman of child-bearing years often has to fight like hell to get birth control but Viagra has been covered by insurance without so much as an argument against it. Dodgy

Indeed. Men should be as impotent as their god intended them to be. Thumbsup

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17-03-2017, 11:39 PM
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I got the good news tonight ... they're willing to set up accounts.

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18-03-2017, 01:40 AM
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I think this shirt will be very popular there.

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18-03-2017, 02:06 AM
RE: It's a shame they don't get sarcasm
$100 is a discount given the hundreds of thousands of potential humans slaughtered with every ejaculation. If you're looking for equality then the penalty ought to be in the millions. Facepalm

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