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24-11-2014, 03:26 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
(24-11-2014 02:58 PM)Peebothuhul Wrote:  Um... so can you show me the tenets of my said faith, then? 'Cause I'm not aware of any. Consider

God Rolleyes You'd think n00bs would figure out where to find stuff. Pay attention dork - you've been calling yourself an atheist all this time and you haven't even got the basics? Piss poor attempt.

Tenets of atheism:
  • Richard Dawkins is God.
  • So is God, but we deny God 'cos we wanna sin more. And we're angry. And we wanna have gay sex.
  • Babies are delicious.
  • The Devil is our master. Seances are on Fridays, strictly at 6. Buttsecks and wine for after, as our Lord commanded us.
  • We secretly know that women are created to serve good Christian men but as part of our agenda to do the devil's work we spread the idea that men and women should have equal rights.
  • Another of our successful forays into social engineering has been the entire edifice of scientific thought and reason. Spread the word of Evolution and the Big Bang wherever you go, to waylay poor innocent Christians and turn them into whoring, bangin', evil atheists like ourselves.
  • We pretend very hard, but really we are a religion. We even sing songs about how much we like to fuck and stuff like that. And don't forget to waylay Christians. Fuck 'em if need be...

There's more but this is like, a basic, emergency list to bring you up to speed.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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24-11-2014, 03:42 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
(24-11-2014 03:26 PM)morondog Wrote:  ... Wrote lots of stuff....

Laugh out load

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24-11-2014, 03:47 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
(24-11-2014 03:26 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(24-11-2014 02:58 PM)Peebothuhul Wrote:  Um... so can you show me the tenets of my said faith, then? 'Cause I'm not aware of any. Consider

God Rolleyes You'd think n00bs would figure out where to find stuff. Pay attention dork - you've been calling yourself an atheist all this time and you haven't even got the basics? Piss poor attempt.

Tenets of atheism:
  • Richard Dawkins is God.
  • So is God, but we deny God 'cos we wanna sin more. And we're angry. And we wanna have gay sex.
  • Babies are delicious.
  • The Devil is our master. Seances are on Fridays, strictly at 6. Buttsecks and wine for after, as our Lord commanded us.
  • We secretly know that women are created to serve good Christian men but as part of our agenda to do the devil's work we spread the idea that men and women should have equal rights.
  • Another of our successful forays into social engineering has been the entire edifice of scientific thought and reason. Spread the word of Evolution and the Big Bang wherever you go, to waylay poor innocent Christians and turn them into whoring, bangin', evil atheists like ourselves.
  • We pretend very hard, but really we are a religion. We even sing songs about how much we like to fuck and stuff like that. And don't forget to waylay Christians. Fuck 'em if need be...

There's more but this is like, a basic, emergency list to bring you up to speed.

My list is shorter thus my happy minons.
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24-11-2014, 03:53 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
(24-11-2014 03:47 PM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  My list is shorter thus my happy minons.
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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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24-11-2014, 06:05 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
(24-11-2014 11:23 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  There's no such thing as an "atheistic worldview." See, we don't have a club with special rules one must adhere to, just to be a member.

Also, atheism isn't based on faith. Most atheists base what they believe to be true on evidence. It's almost like the opposite of faith. Most of us refer to it as "reality."

See. You're learning things already!

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... issued to the newbie <Stark Raving> for instigating debate in the Introduction section.

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24-11-2014, 06:10 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
(24-11-2014 06:05 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(24-11-2014 11:23 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  There's no such thing as an "atheistic worldview." See, we don't have a club with special rules one must adhere to, just to be a member.

Also, atheism isn't based on faith. Most atheists base what they believe to be true on evidence. It's almost like the opposite of faith. Most of us refer to it as "reality."

See. You're learning things already!

Official Warning!

... issued to the newbie <Stark Raving> for instigating debate in the Introduction section.

Sad

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24-11-2014, 06:13 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
(24-11-2014 06:05 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(24-11-2014 11:23 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  There's no such thing as an "atheistic worldview." See, we don't have a club with special rules one must adhere to, just to be a member.

Also, atheism isn't based on faith. Most atheists base what they believe to be true on evidence. It's almost like the opposite of faith. Most of us refer to it as "reality."

See. You're learning things already!

Official Warning!

... issued to the newbie <Stark Raving> for instigating debate in the Introduction section.

Sad
Yet this is acceptable. Blink

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24-11-2014, 06:23 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
(24-11-2014 06:05 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(24-11-2014 11:23 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  There's no such thing as an "atheistic worldview." See, we don't have a club with special rules one must adhere to, just to be a member.

Also, atheism isn't based on faith. Most atheists base what they believe to be true on evidence. It's almost like the opposite of faith. Most of us refer to it as "reality."

See. You're learning things already!

Official Warning!

... issued to the newbie <Stark Raving> for instigating debate in the Introduction section.

Sad

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24-11-2014, 06:54 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
ahhhh I just love it here at TTA, makes me smile every day Yes

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24-11-2014, 11:01 PM
RE: Its a pleasure to be among you
(24-11-2014 06:05 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(24-11-2014 11:23 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  There's no such thing as an "atheistic worldview." See, we don't have a club with special rules one must adhere to, just to be a member.

Also, atheism isn't based on faith. Most atheists base what they believe to be true on evidence. It's almost like the opposite of faith. Most of us refer to it as "reality."

See. You're learning things already!

Official Warning!

... issued to the newbie <Stark Raving> for instigating debate in the Introduction section.

Sad

Didn't know that was against the rules.


I'll have to change that.....

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