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06-04-2014, 09:27 PM
J W's anti masturbation video in sigh language.
You gotta see this. Here it is with subtitles......






And here's another version with an R Kelly song, Bump and Grind(?) over the top of it.






Enjoy.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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06-04-2014, 09:36 PM
RE: J W's anti masturbation video in sigh language.
I feel that i'd be laughing if I wasn't disgusted by the message.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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06-04-2014, 09:41 PM
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A couple years ago the R kelly one was pulled off youtube... looks like it's back, ha ha.
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06-04-2014, 09:47 PM
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(06-04-2014 09:41 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  A couple years ago the R kelly one was pulled off youtube... looks like it's back, ha ha.

Sorry if it's old. It's new to me. I guess I live under a rock or something. The Kelly song fits so well with the signing and I love the facial contortions of the signer. He looks like he's enjoying it a little too much.

J W's are strange folks. Hobo Banana_zorro

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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06-04-2014, 09:58 PM
RE: J W's anti masturbation video in sigh language.
So these guys never wank off?

I smell an enormous quantity of bullshit...

I'm willing to bet that they all secretly do it, and are all (sadly) ashamed... I'm sure they'd all enjoy life much more if they stopped worrying about something as trivial as a wank.

If they lose sleep over this, then what about stuff that actually matters? You know... Important shit?

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07-04-2014, 03:48 AM
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"Jehovah is watching and he is disgusted" <---- Not enough LOL's in the world for that. Then stop watching...perv!!!

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07-04-2014, 06:08 AM
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Its like watching a train derail in slow motion, both horrifying yet fascinating at the same time.

The requirement of evidence to back your claim does not disappear because it hurts your feelings, reality does not care about your feefees.
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07-04-2014, 06:21 AM
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God sure is obsessed with sex.

I'm so glad religion no longer had that power over me.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day - Bill Watterson
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07-04-2014, 06:24 AM
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Thanks DFT.
I was pissing myself at your thread title even before opening it.

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07-04-2014, 06:28 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2014 06:34 AM by Bible Belt Brawler.)
RE: J W's anti masturbation video in sigh language.
I was raised in the JW religion, and they are far, far, far, FAR more strict than mainstream christianity.

(06-04-2014 09:58 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  So these guys never wank off?

I smell an enormous quantity of bullshit...

I'm willing to bet that they all secretly do it, and are all (sadly) ashamed... I'm sure they'd all enjoy life much more if they stopped worrying about something as trivial as a wank.

If they lose sleep over this, then what about stuff that actually matters? You know... Important shit?

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I'm going to admit I did it for about 2 years before I had truly freed my mind of the cult's influence. If a family member reports you pleasuring yourself, you have to go to a church trial with the older men in the congregation. As for important stuff, JW's are apocalyptic, so they believe that simply doing nothing is enough because Jehovah will fix all of it very soon when he kills 99.99% of the human population.

(07-04-2014 06:21 AM)Cathym112 Wrote:  God sure is obsessed with sex.

I'm so glad religion no longer had that power over me.

So am I.
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