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21-08-2014, 08:32 PM
JW's paid a visit yesterday
Apparently some Jehovah's witnesses paid a visit yesterday. I found a flyer stuck in my gate. We have a very long dirt driveway and apparently the dogs must have frightened them so they didn't get out and come to the door. I'll have to be sure and give them a treat! I was working out in my shop and didn't know.

I made the mistake about 25 years ago of letting them in the door. What can I say I was "seeking" at the time. They invited me to their church or temple or whatever it is called. I've never been so creeped out in my life. What I witnessed was brainwashed people regurgitating what they have read in those pamphlets. The atmosphere was very cold and depressing. The elders or whatever were very domineering. They just read from the Watchtower magazine and then pointed and asked a question of one of the members and then the member just repeated what was said. It made my skin crawl.

Since then I have not given them the time of day. I've experimented with various ways of chasing them off. Their buildings in the area have no windows. Just a door on the front and then blank walls. Once I told them I don't talk to people who don't have windows. I told them if they got some windows I might talk to them.

Last time they came I flat out told them they needed to get off my property and to tell everyone at their weird windowless church that my land was off limits to them.
That was about 2 years ago.

If they come back again my plan is just to stare them in the eye and say nothing until they get uncomfortable and leave. We'll see if that works.

If they have kids with them I'm going to kneel down and tell them I'm sorry they were born into this cult and that it is OK to think for themselves and that I hope one day that they can escape.

Sooner or later they will stop coming I hope.

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21-08-2014, 08:41 PM
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Answering the door/gate naked might help discourage them from coming back. Yes

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21-08-2014, 08:43 PM
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Very well-trained dogs.

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21-08-2014, 08:44 PM
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(21-08-2014 08:41 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  Answering the door/gate naked might help discourage them from coming back. Yes

I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy but thanks for the advice. That would definitely fall under cruel and unusual punishment.

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21-08-2014, 09:04 PM
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(21-08-2014 08:44 PM)true scotsman Wrote:  
(21-08-2014 08:41 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  Answering the door/gate naked might help discourage them from coming back. Yes

I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy but thanks for the advice. That would definitely fall under cruel and unusual punishment.

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21-08-2014, 09:06 PM
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I have a Jehovah's witnesses protection program. A gated drive and a no soliciting/trespassing sign.

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22-08-2014, 12:40 AM
RE: JW's paid a visit yesterday
Ask them if they are a JW....when they say yes, tell them that you are in the JW protection program and are not allowed to speak to them.


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22-08-2014, 01:50 AM
RE: JW's paid a visit yesterday
  • "I have an appointment at the hospital for my weekly blood transfusion and I'm already running late."
  • Keep a few Satanic Bibles on hand. Give them one.
  • Look them straight in the eye. Don't say a thing.
  • Tell them you used to be a JW but you were excommunicated.
  • No matter what they say, respond with "Gimme a quarter."

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22-08-2014, 02:54 AM
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(22-08-2014 01:50 AM)f stop Wrote:  
  • "I have an appointment at the hospital for my weekly blood transfusion and I'm already running late."
  • Keep a few Satanic Bibles on hand. Give them one.
  • Look them straight in the eye. Don't say a thing.
  • Tell them you used to be a JW but you were excommunicated.
  • No matter what they say, respond with "Gimme a quarter."

I get most of those except number 1 and...gimme a quarter?

lol...WHAT?!


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22-08-2014, 06:28 AM (This post was last modified: 22-08-2014 06:32 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: JW's paid a visit yesterday
Just install one of these bad-boys on your door! Thumbsup

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