Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
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22-11-2013, 10:52 PM (This post was last modified: 23-11-2013 01:13 AM by Raptor Jesus.)
Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
Considering Jesus is (for sake of argument) the most perfect humanoid being to ever exist on the face of the earth, and is completely without error or fault, and also considering his daddy, the big guy, hates foreskins sooooo fucking much, would Jesus have been born without a foreskin? After all, if he was born with a foreskin, would that not make him less than perfect?

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22-11-2013, 11:21 PM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
Christians believe Jesus is the perfect son of God, Jewish people do not. Jewish people are against foreskin, Christians are not. Well, at least I've never known a Christian who is against foreskin.

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22-11-2013, 11:32 PM (This post was last modified: 22-11-2013 11:37 PM by Raptor Jesus.)
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
Nope, his daddy hates them too! And his daddy is also perfect so what daddy says goes. And "God" is eternal and unchanging, so he still hate them today. Christians just aren't Jewish enough.

Yahweh almost even killed Moses over it, and Moses is his boy! So I think he's pretty serious about it.

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22-11-2013, 11:36 PM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
Also, have you ever seen Jesus' penis? Maybe he was born without foreskin...

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22-11-2013, 11:36 PM
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Jesus's foreskin fell off right when he fell out of his mother. Its the only way it would make sense.
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22-11-2013, 11:52 PM
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Jesus Foreskin Christ, the things you guys come up with.... Rolleyes

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22-11-2013, 11:54 PM
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Supposedly the Vatican has his mummified foreskin. Or someone stole it or some shit. Idk, it's all hooey. I personally think circumcision is dumb.

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22-11-2013, 11:57 PM
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(22-11-2013 11:52 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  Jesus Foreskin Christ, the things you guys come up with.... Rolleyes

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23-11-2013, 12:00 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
Tits on a boar hog....


....or nipples on a dude....


...hey, WAIT -- Jeebus had nipples, too!!!!

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23-11-2013, 12:02 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
What's wrong with foreskin? How does a penis become imperfect by virtue of it's foreskin?

Besides, he was Jewish - they would have removed it within a week of his birth. Drinking Beverage

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