Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
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23-11-2013, 12:08 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:02 AM)kim Wrote:  What's wrong with foreskin? How does a penis become imperfect by virtue of it's foreskin?

Besides, he was Jewish - they would have removed it within a week of his birth. Drinking Beverage

Yes, but would he have even been born with it if it's so bad?

It's funny, when Jesus was still in only "God" form, and hadn't yet split himself into two...or three Rolleyes ... and he was first making the first man out of dirt, he must have forgot to dust "Adam" off properly, and missed a bit of dirt on his penis, which then as the clay dried it turned into a foreskin...oops..."God" messed up. But rather than later correcting this mistake with his magic voodoo stuff, he just had them cut it off.

But surly, Jesus wouldn't have been born with one would he?

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23-11-2013, 12:18 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:08 AM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  It's funny, when Jesus was still in only "God" form, and hadn't yet split himself into two...or three Rolleyes

Um is the relic of his foreskin in the Vatican the last Horcrux....?

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23-11-2013, 12:20 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
Maybe Yaweh doesn't hate foreskin. Maybe he just likes the act of old Jewish men cutting off bits of baby penis.

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23-11-2013, 12:23 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:18 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(23-11-2013 12:08 AM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  It's funny, when Jesus was still in only "God" form, and hadn't yet split himself into two...or three Rolleyes

Um is the relic of his foreskin in the Vatican the last Horcrux....?

Quick, were is the basilisk fang?!?!

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23-11-2013, 12:28 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:20 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Maybe Yaweh doesn't hate foreskin. Maybe he just likes the act of old Jewish men cutting off bits of baby penis.

Nope, Yaweh hate them. I almost personally killed Moses because he hadn't yet circumcised his child.

Exodus 4:24-26 (NIV)

24 At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him. 25 But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it.[c] “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. 26 So the Lord let him alone. (At that time she said “bridegroom of blood,” referring to circumcision.)


Touched his feet with it????

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23-11-2013, 12:31 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:23 AM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  
(23-11-2013 12:18 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  Um is the relic of his foreskin in the Vatican the last Horcrux....?

Quick, were is the basilisk fang?!?!

Hey, this is JEEBUS' foreskin, dude, we're gonna need nothing less than Godric Gryffindor's Mighty Sword!

FAWKES!!!!! FAWKES!!! Wherefore art thou???? Oh, fawke....

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23-11-2013, 12:35 AM (This post was last modified: 23-11-2013 12:56 AM by Dark Light.)
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
Its believed Jesus was circumcised.




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23-11-2013, 12:38 AM
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(23-11-2013 12:35 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  Its believed Jesus was circumcised.

I believe posing pornography in this forum is a bannable offense.

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23-11-2013, 12:40 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:28 AM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  Touched his feet with it????

Pretty sure that just means, laid it at his feet.

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23-11-2013, 12:42 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:38 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(23-11-2013 12:35 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  Its believed Jesus was circumcised.

I believe posing pornography in this forum is a bannable offense.

That's not porn - it's art. Which could be the same thing ... if done well. Shy

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