Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
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23-11-2013, 12:44 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:42 AM)kim Wrote:  
(23-11-2013 12:38 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  I believe posing pornography in this forum is a bannable offense.

That's not porn - it's art.

LOL that's what they all say....Laughat

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23-11-2013, 12:47 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:38 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  I believe posing pornography in this forum is a bannable offense.

The only people who would consider it pornography would be pedophiles.

I don't think any of the mods/admins fall into that category so I am pretty safe methinks.
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23-11-2013, 12:48 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
I think, in order to fit in with the script, Jesus had to be Jewish (chosen people and all) and also be descendent in the line of David. So, to really stake the claim, he would have to be circumcised like all good jewish boys.

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23-11-2013, 12:53 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
Do you think the baby Jesus was "unclean" for seven days after he was born, as he came in contact with his mothers "unclean" vagina, and had to make a sacrifice of two young pigeons as a burnt sin offering to himself?

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23-11-2013, 12:58 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:53 AM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  Do you think the baby Jesus was "unclean" for seven days after he was born, as he came in contact with his mothers "unclean" vagina, and had to make a sacrifice of two young pigeons as a burnt sin offering to himself?

Oh, shit yes - that's a given.

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23-11-2013, 01:01 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist impute would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 12:47 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  
(23-11-2013 12:38 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  I believe posing pornography in this forum is a bannable offense.

The only people who would NOT consider it pornography would be pedophiles.

fixed that for ya. See what I did there? Rolleyes

Quote:I don't think any of the mods/admins fall into that category so I am pretty safe methinks.

Not so sure about that, 'HeyWouldYaBlowMe,BabyJeebus?'....

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23-11-2013, 01:22 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
I'm pretty sure Jesus was circumcised. The point of circumcision was not that a circumcised penis is better but was instead meant to show allegiance to God. Kinda like a religious tattoo.

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23-11-2013, 01:28 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
So "God" put extra skin on all of us...or rather half of us...so that we could prove our allegiance to him, when we are force against our will or knowledge to have it removed before we are old enough to know the allegiance we are being forced to make? Well, looks like "God's" got it all worked out. Kind of the the Mormons baptizing the dead.

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23-11-2013, 01:33 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 01:22 AM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  ... a circumcised penis...was instead meant to show allegiance to God....

That just popped an image in my mind of a guy waving his penis toward the sky shouting, "Look, God! Look at my penis to know how much I love you. Look at this thing that my parents did to me before I had the ability to know what it was, but knowing that I would have done it for you one day if I could have! Please, God...look at my penis and realize how much I love you!"

And "God" up there sitting on his cloud looking at this crazy man's penis, thinking to himself, "Good....good..."

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23-11-2013, 01:41 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 01:01 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(23-11-2013 12:47 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  Only people who would consider it pornography are pedophiles.

fixed that for ya. See what I did there? Rolleyes

Quote:I don't think any of the mods/admins fall into that category so I am pretty safe methinks.

Not so sure about that, blah blah blah blah....

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