Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
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23-11-2013, 01:48 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
Waitwaitwaitwait.

WE come up with some sick stuff?

WE come up with it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

I recommend giving the article a read-through, it's HILARIOUS.

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23-11-2013, 08:11 AM
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(23-11-2013 12:47 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  methinks.

A new skill for him ? Weeping

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23-11-2013, 09:15 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
You guys aren't thinking big enough.

Jesus was, of course, circumsized (it says so in Luke, so it must be true).

And of course, we can prove it, by witnessing the miracles attested to the preserved bit of skin itself.

All 8 of them. All across Europe.
(similarly, one might recall that crucifixion used maybe 4 nails; over thirty are recognized as relics)

Of course, these days the Catholic Church tries to pretend such idiocy never happened, and mentioning it will get you excommunicated.

You couldn't make this shit up.

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23-11-2013, 09:24 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 09:15 AM)cjlr Wrote:  ...
And of course, we can prove it, by witnessing the miracles attested to the preserved bit of skin itself.

All 8 of them. All across Europe.
(similarly, one might recall that crucifixion used maybe 4 nails; over thirty are recognized as relics)
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Well if Jesus could multiply loaves of bread and fish, I'm sure he is more than capible of multipling his extra bit of penis skin and some nail, so that people could have relics in the future.

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23-11-2013, 09:25 AM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 09:24 AM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  Well if Jesus could multiply loaves of bread and fish, I'm sure he is more than capible of multipling his extra bit of penis skin and some nail, so that people could have relics in the future.

Funnily enough, I can't recall that ever being the official line.

But it makes as much sense as anything:
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23-11-2013, 10:13 AM
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(23-11-2013 09:15 AM)cjlr Wrote:  You couldn't make this shit up.

Really? Because I think that's EXACTLY how it went down.
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23-11-2013, 01:17 PM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS THE DEAL WITH FORESKINS ?
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23-11-2013, 01:26 PM
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(23-11-2013 10:13 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(23-11-2013 09:15 AM)cjlr Wrote:  You couldn't make this shit up.

Really? Because I think that's EXACTLY how it went down.

Thousands of people over thousands of years, yes.

But not one person at one time in one place.

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23-11-2013, 01:27 PM
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 01:17 PM)IndianAtheist Wrote:  OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS THE DEAL WITH FORESKINS ?

God created humans in a perfect image of himself.

And then told us to cut part of ourselves off.

Makes perfect sense.

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23-11-2013, 01:35 PM (This post was last modified: 23-11-2013 01:41 PM by IndianAtheist.)
RE: Jesus’s foreskin? (Theist input would be appreciated)
(23-11-2013 01:27 PM)cjlr Wrote:  God created humans in a perfect image of himself.
wai... WHAT !? you're telling me that the most pathetic paranoid bipedal monkeys on earth is supposedly the "Perfect image of an omniscient,omnipotent God" ?[Image: 3394555-6999427612-t_rex.jpg] I beg to differ.
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